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y’all

why is it so damn hard to find literally any omegaverse Naruto(franchise and character) x reader where the character isn’t the omega?

like,, i just wanna be dicked down by Alpha Naruto Boys but I could find exactly 1 and it was hcs

if y’all know of any, please, i beg you, send them my way

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

guys plz pray to star clan that the cat distribution system chooses me <3

And I've only ever been to one planet named earth

Looking for Another Earth? Here Are 300 Million, Maybe via /r/space https://ift.tt/32h4RUz

This is why he's my favorite. Everyone

Teen titans: year one is so funny because it’s literally like:

Donna: I want a boyfriend! 💞🌸😘

Wally: Robin isn’t *that* great or whatever.

Roy: shit I totaled green arrow’s car!

Dick: the man I’ve thought of as a mentor-father is keeping me chained next to him while simultaneously pushing me away. He is my prison warden and my savior. He treats me like a child, but expects me to be a man. Despite struggling for more independence, I still desperately want his approval. The pressure he put on me as a child meant I grew up too fast. Now, I far outpace my peers and am isolated from them. Despite their company, I feel lonely. At the end of the day, I only have Bruce and his morals. If I’m not perfect at all costs, everything as I know it will fall apart. The responsibility of leading a team is too great for me to handle, not because it is hard, but because it’s puts me at odds with Batman. I don’t know who I am without him. All of this is leading me to the brink of a mental breakdown that will quite literally alter the DC timeline as we know it. Bruce is breaking my heart and, in turn, I’ll be forced to break his.

Garth: wut. the. FUCK is a squirrel!!?!?

Why Sonamy (Amy x Sonic) Makes Me Uncomfortable

This Isn’t Meant To Be Taken As Hate, You Can Ship Whatever The Hell You Want(Within Reason)

I don’t like this paring, I think of Amy as an Annoying Little Sister to Sonic. To me they have a Brother and Sister relationship, Sonic goes to jail, Amy breaks him out, Amy gets suck in eggmans glass prison robot[Idk what it’s called] in Sonic X? Sonic defeats Knuckles to save her, sure Amy may like Sonic in that way, but that doesn’t mean Sonic returns those feelings. She also reminds me of Sonia. Bet you can’t unsee that can you?

Why Does Sans x Shadow Exist?! SERIOUSLY PEOPLE What The Actual Fuck?