I have a character who had the blandest backstory. So, to spice it up I simply brutally murdered his father right in front of him with a polar bear.
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random thing I just wanted to talk about
So most people think that when Ford first met Bill, he flipped to a random page in his journal to start righting down how cool he thought Bill was because why would he write “wow my muse is so trustworthy I’d do anything for him” when the page right before was Ford discovering Bill lied to him.
Or, a funnier answer, Ford wrote all that out just to cross it out for the dramatic effect.
I always thought it was implied that Bill, possessing Ford, wrote about how awesome he is (and possibly drew a self portrait). Like I thought that’s what they meant when writing this page. Bill writing down “Bill is soooo handsome. The way he pulls off that bowtie and top hat are NEXT LEVEL! And also he gives the BEST monologues, I bet he doesn’t even rehearse them. I’m so cool- Er, Bill’s so cool,” just to piss Ford off is the only valid way to interpret this page in my eyes.
laying my head on an older mans lap as he pets my hair and calls me a sweet girl would solve all my problems i think 🩷🩷
Shoutout to @boygeniusmemes, this is me everytime I rewatch the movie.
Shoutout to @boygeniusmemes, this is me everytime I rewatch the movie.
Do y’all think Crowley listened to Another One Bites the Dust every time he got one or more ppl’s souls doing his demon thingz and does a little victory dance
WAIT imagine he did this one day before the big breakup in the bookshop waiting for Azi to come back so he could brag about it and continuing with tradition he played the song and did the little dance and Azi walks in and this is the first time (believe it or not) when Azi sees Crowley dance bc Crowley hasn’t showed him his moves in fear of embarrassment in front of his angel crush and he sees Crowley and is just like “Oh my” and Crowley is just super embarrassed and Azi compliments his dancing and Crowley starts smoking blows the lights in the bookshop and it’s super stupid and super cute and I love them sm OMGGGGGGGG
Hot take: we must get better at recognising situations as they arise.
every witchlight episode thus far has been like:
gideon and kremy subplot: wow what a nice day out
frosty and gricko subplot: