Jonathon Sims - Blog Posts
The best part of the Magnus archives is definitely the minute he takes after each statement to trash the person who gave it
TMA is taking over my life and this is the manifestation of that
*person with a high-ranking title demanding the respect that comes with it appears*
Johnny sims, duel-wielding his real life and mechanisms persona: *cocks gun*
*The collective TMA fandom, on their knees, begging for months for Mr Sims sir to reintroduce the Fucked Up Medicine Students because they were a delight and we love them*
Mr Jonny Master-Of-Psychological-Torture Sims, psychically forcing down another finger on the monkey paw: oh, is this what you want? *creates Episode 182*
Everyone: NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS! TAKE IT BACK! WHY IS THERE SO MANY AWFUL SOUND EFFECTS????? JONNY STOP!!
Everyone in the tags is like: “don’t worry OP it gets better! Stick it out! Jon becomes less of a bastard later on! Soon they’ll both be pining and you’ll love it!”
Me, halfway through S2 and Jon’s ongoing and full-on ‘I’m-going-through-a-complete-paranoid-psychotic-breakdown-rn-and-i’m-dragging-all-you-fuckers-with-me’ rage fest, which includes verbally harassing and stalking Martin: uh-huh. sure.
*Hears all about TMA and how Jon and Martin are one of the most tender and heartbreaking romances in podcasting*
*Me, ecstatic for some more sweet gay pining, starts listening from the beginning*
Jon, first ep: so yeah those new researchers in the archives Sasha and Tim are on thin fuxking ice but fuck that Martin guy, he’ll never amount to anything
Me:
S5!Jon, deeply traumatised and waist-deep in The Eye: i am nothing more than a monster. who could ever love me? I have committed so many sins and I know I will never be forgiven for the blood on my hands. I will always be alone
Martin, standing with a knife in hand, ready to commit a murder, and having rejected a bunch of entities to chase after Jon: am I a joke to you?
Everyone out here wondering and arguing over when it became obvious that Martin had a crush on Jon...
Homeboy had a crush from day one. It only became obvious when Martin went back into that fucking worm house and found Prentiss just because he needed to get enough evidence to prove himself right to Jon.
Martin was so full of pining that he committed several crimes of breaking and entering, and then went back so he could risk his life for some spider webs
That’s gay rights BABY
*Hears all about TMA and how Jon and Martin are one of the most tender and heartbreaking romances in podcasting*
*Me, ecstatic for some more sweet gay pining, starts listening from the beginning*
Jon, first ep: so yeah those new researchers in the archives Sasha and Tim are on thin fuxking ice but fuck that Martin guy, he’ll never amount to anything
Me: