Jonah Magnus - Blog Posts
the 1800s Jonah Magnus crew, but make it nya
OKAY WHOA
hello jon
:)
I am far from the first person to say this, but my favourite TMA headcanon will always be that Elias Bouchard was a stealthy trans man and the Eye just decided to not tell Jonah
Tim: and i have to do all of this paperwork for what? Just cause Jonah's Magnussy woke up one day and decided to document the horrors? this is bullshit
Elias: Jonah's what
They’re having fun
we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this
i find it really funny how when jon kills people he like channels the power of an entity of fear and smites them, but when elias kills people he just like. shoots them with a gun or beats them with a metal pipe.
okay, the crew isn't allowed any blunt objects anymore- it never goes well
no more hammers, axes or crowbars. No- No, drop it! show me what you have! give it here-
ah there's our Jonah Magnus
being an ass, sacrificing assistants and getting off on voyeurism - same little bitch
A list of men who are too stubborn to die or are looking for immortality.(or both)
Jonah Magnus.
William Afton(peepaw willy).
And Joey Drew.
If I am missing some please tell me.
Almost made his cutie mark a pipe
Elias “Brutal Pipe Murder” Bouchard
I love all of themmmm (especially you sky grandpa hehehe)
A handful of avatars
Elias “Brutal Pipe Murder” Bouchard
Might finish later
You cannot quit the Archives even if there's an apocalypse and you die and get exported to another universe. You still gotta read statements.
✨job security✨
RESURRECTION
REANIMATION
TRANSFORMATION
IVE ALREADY STARTED ITS BUILDING