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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 4
Propaganda
John Doe (Malevolent):
A fragment of the Eldritch Deity that has gained independence, attached to possibly the world's most pathetic man. Also have you heard his voice
JOHNNN, JOHN I BELIEVE IN YOU
Gonna need everyone to vote for John plz
Don't let John down, he needs a win, he's had a miserable time lately : (
Helen Distortion (The Magnus Archives):
is she an eldritch horror? yes. but you know what? who isnt in this podded cast. anyways vote helen for sexiest podcast character 2024👍
VOTE FOR HELEN I BEG
CMON HHELEN SWEEP AAAAAAAAAAA PLEASEEEEE
She Was NOT [a Tory]. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA YOU HATERS
Additional propaganda below the cut:
John Doe (Malevolent):
his voice is jsut. really good
sorry but queer rumbling voice John Doe is too powerful to not vote for here. Also no one in canon will tell him this and he deserves to know.
ok but the way John Doe said labrynthine
If John wins I'll write him kissing Noel
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LISTEN TO HIS VOICE
Threatens to disembowl anyone who hurts the person he loves
Once tried to kill a priest for making goo goo eyes at his man
Was an evil warlord turned soft poetry lover
Can still throw hands when needed
Clever as fuck
Wants to see a movie SO BAD
Memorizes poems just for his wet cat -V protective of his wet cat partner
VOTE JOHN
Crew we can't let trans icon movie lover, most jealous husband in the universe John Doe lose...
If John wins I'll cosplay him again
Vote John!! he's everything. eldritch god, in a codependent relationship with a feral cat of a man, nice voice, he even likes poetry
I've actually nutted to John's voice before. /hj
like this isn't even his full power s2 voice but mannnnn he sounds so hungry and feral for Arthur all the time...
Helen Distortion (The Magnus Archives):
Helen was also a business woman
#and a tory 🤮
#<- (not to be mean) erm aktutaly 🤓☝️ that was helen richardson and while helen richardson is a part pf helen distortion they are- #-not the same #🤓☝️ #-signed. a certified helen enjoyer
PLEASE PLEASE MY WIFE. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I LOVE HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. is she an eldritch horror? yes. but you know what? who isnt in this podded cast. anyways vote helen for sexiest podcast character 2024👍
i jusr.,,,.,,. i thinj shes very awsoem,,,.,..,., i shes so cool,,.,.,….,..,,,…, thinj i hauve covid,,,…,..,..,…..,.,.,,,.,,..
#and a tory 🤮#<= too true actually
#WIFE #HELEN DISTORTION #WIFE WIFE WIFE
#helen!
#PLEASE VOTE HELEN #FOR ME
#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE VOTE FOR MY WIFE #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Yes wife made it through
#YEAHHHHH BABYYYYYY
This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.