Joel Smallishbeans - Blog Posts
A new champion takes the stage,
A celestial wonder we shall now engage.
We ponder what it may be,
Another cosmic body to join our gle—
what the fuck
I had to rush these, at one point I just gave up. The final episode gave me such a "I'm still standing" vibe. I had to get out of my system. I'm so normal about this.
I tried to convey all my interpretation and symbolism, if you have questions you can ask.
everyone trying to shoehorn in another celestial body theme for this season's winner but i think we're missing the obvious. guy with the car won the traffic series.
Pick another one
From this post
I wanna draw sumone from my seven deadly sins post (edited here from suggestions btw)
Yall decide who I draw first
SEVEN DEADLY SINS
Pride - Grian
Gluttony - Scar
Wrath - Joel
Envy - Cleo
Sloth - Scott
Lust - Pearl
Greed - Martyn
Pride: Pride fits him for a few reasons, watcher lore and general character. By common watcher lore iterations he is an escapee of the watcher realm. His refusal to go with their schemes gives him this role. Unrelated to the watcher lore, he has never been one to go down without a fight. His 1v4 in secret life, the killing of bdubs when he and Scar betrayed him etc. He is a fighter, and he won't give up even when the odds are against him.
Gluttony: Scar has always been known for his terrible trades, seeming to never have enough. He's always opting for more and more, not caring what it'll take to get it. Even if it means screwing over his “friends”.
Wrath: In reference to my Life Series Curses post; his being the Bloodbath Curse; it fits his slow descent to madness and thirst for destruction as each season progresses.
Envy: Someone overlooked, being dubbed the “Fake Winner” by many. Envious of those considered as “real” winners.
Sloth: I considered pride for Scott but I think it fits Martyn more and sloth can be affiliated with the fact that he won by not doing what he was supposed to do as the boogeyman.
Lust: Each season, Pearl has been heartbroken or betrayed (I think I don't quite remember but I'm quite sure Scarlet Witch was born from her divorce from Scott) so I think it fits(?).
Greed: Greed for Martyn fits I think cause he's always thirsty for a win, for something to happen. He is careful with what he has and is a very tricky character.
Alternatives:
I actually thought of wrath for Martyn because of his naturally chaotic personality but I thought Pride suited him more because he refuses to go down without a fight. A proper one.
I thought that lust would suit scar a bit because of what he said when he won secret life, as well as his relationship with grian (desert duo I miss you pls come back TvT) but in general terms I think gluttony suits his overall character more.
Grian was very tricky since he could fit in with and wrath as well cause he can be petty when he wants to i.e. killing of Jimmy in wild life but settled on pride cause it's more general.
Pride can work with Martyn as well cause I think it would make sense for his win in limited life as he refused to go with the fair fist fight in favor of ensuring himself the win. But I think it suits grian more idk. I kinda just put him in greed cause I like which else to give him TvT.
He's not homophobic guys he's just a hater
Choices
Sometimes I like to imagine an alternate universe where the dsmp members weren't...yk...and they eventually did a collab w the hermits and stuff
Esp lookin forward to grian dreamslayer angst and possibly jschlatt and grian shenanigans (idk why but they'd just seem like such a chaotic power duo lmao) also the sleepybois Inc simping over grian n mumbo like whdhwjajsb
Not to mention Tommy (and also prob tubbo) being lizzie and Joel's child lmao
Also imagine C!ranboo and c!grian???? Watcher and enderman hybrid hello????
Philza, Jimmy and grian???? The bird bois hello???? Add the fact that there is a headcannon where mumza is a watcher?????? Imagine the lore!!! The headcannons!!!! The fanart!!!!! ANIMATIONS!!!!!
But alas, such fantasies shall always remain as fantasies
Such a shame truly
*sighs dramatically*
Deserved rest after Wild Life
BONUS
Omg this skin is so beautiful, amazing job!! 🥺💖 I'm happy to know that my art inspires other creators
Btw original design was done by @/creepycr0wley on twt!
I made a skin based off of the beautiful fanart by @aokoshidsu !! I'm trying to work on my minecraft skin art skills and once I saw the art I knew it was perfect practice :))
What the heck Joel 😭
I live for this bromance
I don't really remember who made this design but I'm in love with it!!
It's been like 25 seconds and he has already burned down Skizz
OMG JOEL ON HERMITCRAFT SEASON 10 LET'S GO
Random watcher Joel thing bc why not??
Joel being a supportive husband is the best thing in this session, I love them so much 😭😭
Wow this new Secret Double Life session is something
forever green like nothing bad ever happend to my bad boy
ATLA x Hermitcraft (+empires and life in the future)
i think it would be kinda cool if Scar uses his earthbending to move around
joel maybe a part of the royal family? he just kinda gives off those vibes
etho and gem have to be siblings i mean c'mon
any suggestions for the other hermits/lifers/emporers and their bending would be appreciated! - i've put more of the au in the comments if you'd like to see it!
DDVAU! Joel design update!! Silly human that works in the shadowbeans cafe with his wife
Yall seen teen beach movie?
I inserted some lifers into it (^_^)
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Mental illness representation on Hermitcraft
Joel - mania
Keralis - left handed
Etho - his setup
Mumbo Jumbo - has physicaly tied himself to his desk with safety wires in order to unlearn thumb-shifting. Seriously what's up with that
Grian - government worker
a familiar face from another life
Me and my partner were talking about this the other day, and personally I like the idea of Joel - Odysseyus, Lizzie - Penelope, Jimmy - Telemachus, Circe - Etho, and Gem - Athena. Other ideas work too, but yeah, Grian as Hermes
Grian gives me Hermes vibes idk how to explain they're just like the same idk