He fails miserably then at the end realise that Jegulus we’re endgame on the main timeline and nobody told him
SOMEONE WRITE THIS OR ILL ADD IT TO MY ‘TO WRITE’ LIST
great idea for a fic: Harry goes back in time on a mission to make sure his parents get together but his dumbass accidentally gets Jegulus together and the entire fanfic is just him trying to fix it
Headcannon Regulus really likes deers and researches them a lot and knows lots of facts about them and generals just really like and he tells James lots of these facts and things he knows about deer which James finds really amusing and one day:
James: do you want to know something really fucking cool about deers?
Regulus: is it something I already know?
James: no
Regulus: you sure? I know a lot about deers
James: trust me you don’t know this
James: *turns into a stag*
Regulus: *jaw drops*
Regulus: *is freaking out*
Regulus: James how did you do that?
James:
Regulus:
James:
Regulus:
Regulus: James turn back so I can ask you questions
James: *turns back into himself*
James: tada
And then he gets asks lots of questions by Regulus but he doesn’t mind and answers them all and Regulus is like “SINCE 5TH YEAR!??!????!!!!??”
no bc crimson rivers is my roman empire.
it’s been like 7 months since i finished it for the first time and i KID YOU NOT i think about it everyday.
stays living rent free in my head
i’m re reading crimson rivers
and the sheer amount of fucking depth in this god damn book will never fail to surprise me. i swear every few pages a new thing pops up i had forgotten, because the layers are just NEVER ENDING
IM TOO SCARED TO READ CHOICES AND ATYD IM SORRY IM A LITTLE BITCH BUT THEY WILL BREAK ME
ahb/cr both destroyed me(in the best way)
i just don’t think i’m strong enough
I’m 3 chapters away from finishing just lovers…..
don’t ask if I’m okay bc I’m not so.
always my babygirl
regulus, to james, absentmindedly: hey babygirl
remus, confused: babygirl?
james: yeah, i’m his babygirl, remus. keep up
Regulus-Black-core
*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list
I told myself I wasn’t going to read crimson rivers until it was completed thinking I had at least until the summer till it was done only the find out that it’s one update away from being finished and now I have to decide wether I want to start reading it now risking me neglecting my schoolwork in favor of reading it for the next month or wait and save it till summer time like I have originally planned. Either way whenever I start it, I know it’s going to take over my every waking thought and idk if I’m prepared for that.
my friends are very quotable people so i have started writing down funny things they say and i can’t decide if i want to write some marauders fanfiction and use their quotes in the fic or if i should just do one of those ‘the marauders as things my friends have said’ posts bc some of the quotes are great for that but other ones had the potential to be so funny with more context. for example one of them is “I don’t know I don’t follow cats around to see who they are fucking” which i feel like would be absolutely hilarious in a jegulus fic bc reggie is a black cat and it feels so much like something remus would say to Sirius about Reggie and James together, but then there are ones like “call me cardiac the way I be arrested” and that one just scream Sirius and doesn’t need context to make it funny. either way something has to be done with them bc they need to see the light of day
no bc i didn’t even read the tags when i went to read it i just had seen a few tik toks about it and thought it was interesting, downloaded it to my phone, and didn’t look back so i realllllyyyy didn’t see it coming
i should’ve taken that “major character death” tag in art heist baby a little bit more seriously because i was nowhere near prepared for that.
went to go scroll on the dorlene tag bc i was in the mood for some wlw content and tell me why 80% of it is just jegulus content??? I AM HERE FOR THE LESBIANS
another brilliant addition to this for those who headcanon that regulus’ animagus was a black cat:
After having Minnie and Poppy for a few years Sirius and Remus talk about getting another cat. James overhears them talking about it one day and immediately runs and finds a tiny black kitten, gets a name tag made at a pet store, buys it a star themed collar, and then breaks into their flat and just leaves the cat.
Sirius and Remus come home at the end of the day and there is just a black kitten sitting in the middle of their hallway. They think it’s Reggie and Sirius starts talking to it like it is him and asks him what he wants, and to change back, and ‘why are you still a cat it’s been hours’ and ‘when did you get a collar??’
Remus figures it out about 30 minutes in but it takes Sirius literal hours before he is calling James on the mirror and James just laughs so hard. (Harry is in the background yelling ‘kitty!’ at the top of his lungs)
Sirius and Remus had two cats, a small mostly white kitten named Poppy and a grey tabby named Minnie. Sirius was the one to bring them home one day and to Remus’ surprise they were the first cats that ever let him pet them, they actually seemed happy to be around him, and Remus soon realized that while he thought he was a dog person, seeing that he was in love with a man who could turn into one, but soon realized that he was a cat person when he sat down to read with a cup of tea and Minnie laid right next to him and purred as he pet her.
Sirius loves calling them different nicknames, like instead of Poppy he calls her ‘Madam’ and buys her little bows and even went as far to dress her up as a nurse for halloween one year (Minnie was obviously forced into a witches hat). He calls Minnie ‘Professor’ whenever he sees her with Remus as he is reading and Remus secretly thinks it’s adorable.
Sirius insists on constantly taking pictures of the cats and Remus, as he thinks Remus with a cat on his lap is one of the cutest sights in the world, and one year made them have a photo shoot to make kitten Christmas cards. He sent one to McGonagall and Madam Pomfrey and both of them have it hanging in their offices at Hogwarts.
Neither of the cats like Peter, but Harry and Lily love them, so much so that one of Harry’s first words was ‘kitty’.
James thinks it hilarious that Sirius named them after McGonagall and Pomfrey. When he found out he laughed for at least an hour about it.
They can’t have kids, and while helping raise Harry is amazing, getting to come home to two cute cats that they get to call their own makes them feel like a big happy family.
Some of my favorite James potter headcanons
James is a cat person but everyone assumes he is a dog person (they are wrong)
James lovessss Broadway after Lily introduced him to it
He specifically loves Be More Chill, Legally Blonde, and Hamilton and makes Peter and Sirius preform songs with him at parties after they have had a little too much to drink
***Lily and Remus low key love it even if they act like they don’t
If James ever went to Disney world he would become a Disney adult for the duration of the trip and buy one of those Disney world secrets and fun fact books and then read it while in line for rides and everyone would be so annoyed
James potter would make those pottery thirst traps on tik tok and make some joke about his last name being potter
His favorite way of cheering up sirius is making an absurd amount of dog/deer puns
Has deer antlers as a tattoo
Lives in his quidditch sweatshirt/gear and will only let lily/reg (depending on your ship) wear it when they are cold
Loves Taylor Swift so much and his favorite album is Lover
“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional
james and remus watching sirius and regulus fight because one stared at the other for a bit too long.
james: i don’t get why those two are so angry all the damn time.
remus: short people are closer to hell.
*sirius struggling in the kitchen at 3 am.*
remus: what’s going on, love?
sirius: trying to rip the slutty little fishnets off my damn oranges.
*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*
james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!
sirius: you’re kidding.
james: i’m dead serious.
sirius: no…i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.
james: sirius is about to come home from his third date any minute now.
regulus: third date? with the same guy? did he talk during the first two?
james: yeah no, i’m as shocked as you are.
james: *holding up his smudged glasses* reg, darling, can you get me something to clean my glasses with?
regulus: sure. *stands up and walks over to sirius, rips his shirt off his back, and gives the torn piece to james*
james: *cleaning his glasses* thank you, my love.
sirius: what did i ever do to you?
remus: *pulling out a list* i thought you’d never ask.
more jegulus and their struggle with french <3
regulus: are you done practicing?
james: yes! i’ve memorized what to say to sirius this time.
regulus: right, go on then.
james: tu es…a dúmmy…?
regulus: *facepalming* bête.
sirius and remus texting:
sirius: i love you, stay safe! <33
remus: will do, i love you too abby. <3
remus: baby*
*sirius black is typing…*
remus: oh god, here we go again…
the marauders are at a party.
sirius: *shit-faced drunk, dancing horribly on a table.*
remus: *sighing* love is blind.
james: *also shit-faced drunk, singing horribly on a makeshift stage.*
regulus: *facepalming* love is also deaf…tone-deaf.
*at james and regulus’ wedding*
everyone: aw, look at sirius, he’s gone to the back, he’s probably crying.
sirius: *dancing his little heart out because he no longer has to deal with james’ snoring or regulus’ 3 am epiphanies.*
the marauders (and their incorrect quotes writer) are very engrossed in the depp heard trial.
everyone here is team depp! (you might wanna check on snivvy though, he might be team heard. but hey! you didn’t hear it from us!)
regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?
james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.
the marauders as the types of people you’d see on eid day! (eid at the prongs household)
wakes everyone up at 6am bc family is coming over: james.
is having the time of their life cooking in the kitchen or making all kinds of desserts: peter
spends HOURS getting ready, so they have to be woken up extra early: sirius and marlene.
gets dragged by their feet to go to eid prayers: sirius
“give me the fucking money” : remus and regulus.
hands out money in cute little envelopes: mary and lily.
uses a money shooter and enjoys watching the battle royale as everyone dives to the ground to collect as much money as possible: sirius and regulus // euphemia and fleamont.
steals all the money from the kids: dorcas.
the owner of this account, along with the marauders, would like to wish all their muslim supporters a very happy eid 🤍🤍
sirius tricked james into telling him about his relationship with regulus, regulus isn’t happy.
regulus: first things first, james here is a fucking idiot, and if he tells you anything fucking different he’s a liar and a fucking snake.
regulus: *smacks james on the forehead*
regulus: fuck you.