My Friends Are Very Quotable People So I Have Started Writing Down Funny Things They Say And I Can’t

Remus gets little chocolate finger prints on his book pages, especially over the summer when he will sit outside and read and eat chocolate while James and Sirius play quidditch

Sirius and Remus had two cats, a small mostly white kitten named Poppy and a grey tabby named Minnie. Sirius was the one to bring them home one day and to Remus’ surprise they were the first cats that ever let him pet them, they actually seemed happy to be around him, and Remus soon realized that while he thought he was a dog person, seeing that he was in love with a man who could turn into one, but soon realized that he was a cat person when he sat down to read with a cup of tea and Minnie laid right next to him and purred as he pet her.

Sirius loves calling them different nicknames, like instead of Poppy he calls her ‘Madam’ and buys her little bows and even went as far to dress her up as a nurse for halloween one year (Minnie was obviously forced into a witches hat). He calls Minnie ‘Professor’ whenever he sees her with Remus as he is reading and Remus secretly thinks it’s adorable.

Sirius insists on constantly taking pictures of the cats and Remus, as he thinks Remus with a cat on his lap is one of the cutest sights in the world, and one year made them have a photo shoot to make kitten Christmas cards. He sent one to McGonagall and Madam Pomfrey and both of them have it hanging in their offices at Hogwarts.

Neither of the cats like Peter, but Harry and Lily love them, so much so that one of Harry’s first words was ‘kitty’.

James thinks it hilarious that Sirius named them after McGonagall and Pomfrey. When he found out he laughed for at least an hour about it.

They can’t have kids, and while helping raise Harry is amazing, getting to come home to two cute cats that they get to call their own makes them feel like a big happy family.

I need to inject the vibe of every hozier song into my veins right this instant

vintage dan and phil is so camp. to ME

im on season 11 of spn and i love how sam and dean are basically friends with crowely the literal king of hell and have yet to ask about how their dad is doing/if he is still in hell/is he a demon??? they have had him at their beck and call for how long and haven’t even brought him up

it makes me happy to know that brosonas is a universal cit experience. as the cit director my campers the past two summers would wear hats with their tucked under them and called themselves the bros. for our closing campfire skit they sang baby by justin bieber as bros and even picked alternative names for their brosonas that mirrored their camp names!

my cit class years ago had an obsession with singing i’ll make a man out of you every second we could in the most ‘man’ way possible.

oh the boyhood that comes with girl scout camp <3

this week at camp in three bullet points

"it is what it is" "maybe you should"

fun fact there's a full-blown house in the lake

brosonas (because someone decided that giving the cits frat boy style sunglasses was a good idea)

1989 and ofmd have a few too many parallels for the last episode to just so happened to have lined up with the release of 1989 tv…. i see you ofmd marketing team

why am i re-entering my hamilton era??? i listened to wait for it on repeat for 3 hours the other day with zero shame and i spent most of today singing my shot word for word from memory. what is happening??

sometimes when i go out in public i am brutally reminded that being queer is in fact a minority as i am currently surrounded by straight people and i hate it

barty would wear a “fuck your gender roles” crop top