Reporter: about your late son, Jason…
Bruce, with tears in his eyes: I miss him every single day
Meanwhile at the manor:
Jason, throws popcorn at the tv while watching a documentary: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING BEES
Jason: SHOW A GUY THE MOUNTAIN GOATS
Alfred: Master Jason, please take your anger of animals to a lower level
Y/n: Fuck you
Jason: No, fuck you. You're the bottom in this relationship.
Y/n :
Y/n, confused: But we haven't even slept together?