James X Regulus - Blog Posts
coffee shop au where regulus comes to james' cafe and orders seven shots of espresso, james is concerned and finds out regulus is taking medical school finals and is very much not in the mood to talk with cute but loud baristas
au where regulus goes to a restaurant with barty evan dorcas and pandora and regulus says their server, james, is cute and when barty tells james he smiles and throws a pick up line meanwhile regulus is blushing like an idiot
I don't know why but I feel like James and Regulus are so Gomez and Morticia coded.
I feel like James once walked in on regulus completely topless (no binder or shirt) and felt so bad he cried and Regulus was just like “wtf its fine. why are you crying??”
jegulus cooking hcs
(desi james, french regulus)
regulus cannot stand how much spice james' cooking has, but over time, he begins to love it (not that he tells james that though)
regulus introduces james to crossiants, and james can't pronounce it to save himself. it drives reg crazy.
james has banned reg from the kitchen. reg is a shit cook and james has found himself burning the food too often when he just stares at his boyfriend munching on a cookie or two.
regulus can't cook to save his life
he loves doing the dishes though
and since james hates doing the dishes or cleaning up after he cooks, that part is left to regulus
james cleans the dining table though
regulus bakes cakes often. do they come out well? 80% of the time, yes. but james eats it whether it is too sweet, too chocolatey or too burnt.
james loves gardening but cannot grow flowers.
regulus does that while james tends to the gardens.
regulus is the biggest advocate of organic food
james loves the taste of the roadside pani puri wala, which reg chastises him for because 'no, james, it might not be clean'
which was what started james' idea to run a chaat shop.
regulus has to stop james from adding too many ingredients when he makes french food, because 'no, james, you cannot andaza this shit out. there is a recipe for a fucking reason'
james' favourite french food is bouillabaisse
regulus loves paneer butter masala
or anything paneer, really
whenever regulus bakes a cake and frosts it, more frosting ends up on james' face than on the cake.
james has thrown a spatula at regulus too many times to count.
and while reg pretends like he hates that, he loves the way james' lips settle into a line the second before he throws the spatula.
but they love food
and each other
and nothing can ever stop them from finding themselves in a tangled mess after lunch, regulus' fingers slowly tracing the stubble along james' jaw and james muttering 'i love you, meri jaan' while peppering kisses all over reg's face and body
James "dogs are so weird, no matter how much you hurt them, they'll still love you" Potter vs Regulus "cats are so weird, they don't tell you what's wrong until it's too late" Black.
Yes we need mental help indeed 😭
For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards
Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you
The Length of:
ATYD: 526,969 words
Choices: 624,187 words
Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words
The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words
ALSO
50,000 words is about 200 pages
WHICH MEANS
The shortest of those works is
2000 FUCKING PAGES
We all need mental help
“A beautiful Lily sticking out from all the other flowers as the sun shines softly onto it, feeding it with so much admiration and adoration but like mother nature, beautiful flowers like her don’t last long enough underneath the love of the sun” WTFNDJJXBDBDB LIKE ?????? Jily?!
“They call them star-crossed lovers for the reason being, they were made for the sky and only then will they both be free to love each other, for the sun and the stars finally meet and continue where they left off, only now they have eternity of dancing and shining freely like they were always meant to be” EXCUSE ME WTFNDNDNDNND????!???
Drarry? Sure. But y'know what's better than Drarry? When it has Jegulus parallels.
The Marauders decided to go to Vegas and lose James, who didn't want to drink too much because he "wanted to look perfect on the best day of his life". Sirius/Peter who accidentally drug them because they wanted everyone to loosen up and have fun before one of their own is sacrificed to the societal construct that is marriage. Wolfstar who end up marrying when high. The trio steal a cop car, get arrested and use their one phone call to call Regulus.
On the other side of the world in Amsterdam, the Skittles are in a similar predicament - somewhere during the night, they lost regulus. Rosekiller got married as a gag, Pandora is losing a finger and Dorcas started a riot.
Both of their hunt take place at the same time. Neither party lets the other know that the groom is missing.
Hi friends.
Does anyone know of a fic like the Hangover films but about Sirius, Remus and Pete trying to find James the day before his wedding with Regulus?
Or the other way round. Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas are looking for Regulus a day before his wedding.
I need it.
James : if your leg was cut off would it hurt
Sirius : yes it would hurt
James : but where are you gonna feel the pain
Sirius : in your leg…
James : But how are you gonna feel the pain in you leg-
James and Sirius : if your leg is gone
Regulus : I think I’m moronsexual
Remus : me too bud, me too