finally the last part of part one!
note: this comic was inspired by @queerdeadwizards' jegulus ficlet. thank you for letting me put your writing on paper. xx moon
summary: james sings regulus love songs in the great hall at breakfast and makes a fool out of himself
p.s.: part two will come in a few days
the thuds of their shoes echoed on the empty corridors and the hardwood floors of the castle as they were running away from the consequence of their prank.
all of them were panting and laughing, and behind them clicked heels.
"quick, here!" remus whisper and opened the door of the broom closet with only a hand, and him and his friends snuck inside.
the clicking of the heels still reverberated in the emptiness. then it stopped.
"where are thosee rascals?" minerva mcgonagall asked herself aloud, looking around the corridor, hoping to catch the boys that put red hair dye down the pipes which carried water to the dorm rooms in the slytherin dungeons.
peter giggled and sirius covered his mouth with their palm.
"you absolute fuck, keep quiet!" sirius whisper-yelled, a smile on their face.
"oh my god, if we get in trouble one more time she's going to take my badge." james exhaled quickly.
"as if you'd care." remus rolled his eyes.
the clicking of the heels started again and the marauders held their breath as they listened. the sound seemed to drift away.
"sirius, peek out and check if she's still there." peter said quietly, looking at sirius shyly.
they opened the door and peeked outside.
"empty." they said simply and looked behind at their friends, who were still waiting for an answer.
"james, move your fat ass!" remus exclaimed as he tried making his way out of the closet.
"you're the one with the fat ass." james retorted.
james silently screamed as remus kicked him in the shin and made his way out of the closet, helping peter out.
once james realized that his dramatics will not make remus apologize, he straightened his back and looked around.
he held his hand out and the rest of the marauders put their hands over james, smiling slyly to each other.
"mischief managed." they grinned to each other.
i reworked the one on the @aluxxxxxx page idk
1. do you think peter deserved to be a marauder? and if you do, why?
2. if it were to be in an era, in which would you be?
3. which wizarding school would you like to go to?
4. what do you think is the function of a rubber duck?
5. would you put your name in the goblet of fire? and if you would, do you think you would get picked? would you win?
6. who do you kin the most?
7. who do you think would be your bestie?
8. what's your opinion on the prank™?
9. are you working on any fics?
10. would you fight in the 1st/ 2nd wizarding war?
11. what do you think of jk rowling?
12. how many characters do you consider queer?
13. what's your opinion on dumbledore?
14. who do you think is the most underrated character in harry potter?
15. how canon compliant is your general au?
16. who do you think is the most overrated character?
17. which harry potter fanfic/au is your favorite?
18. what is your opinion on each marauder?
19. do you think the community is worthy of more or less attention? or do you think it's ok where it is now?
20. what do you think of snape?
you can always reblog this post and do it yourself!
if you want me to answer these questions, just give me the number in the asks! also, if you want to add anything related to the questions they're welcomed!
this is my fav marauders edit!!! it's so cool!
as sirius black was running on the stairs, the only thing he could hear were the dark thoughts hitting his head. he stopped in front of the door and started searching in his pocket, he reached the keys and opened the door. to make sure there was no one after him, he looked around and closed it, knowing he was safe. sirius looked over his shoulder to see remus stand in front of him, looking south.
"sirius" he said.
"oh, hi remus. i didn't expect you to come home earlier" sirius replied, with an awkward smile on his face.
"i thought work was over an hour ago" remus cocked an eyebrow. "where were you?"
"we had more customers today" sirius sighed. "please don't think i'm doing anything else"
remus walked to the kitchen, got the whiskey bottle and poured it in his glass. he came back to sirius as he slowly took a sip.
"i don't know what to believe, sirius. i don't think peter would do such a thing, nor anyone else."
"so you just come up with the idea that i would betray james and lily? i would rather kill myself than betray anyone, especially them! remus, believe me." sirius said.
"sirius, you're the first one i would think would do this. you know who you are! you're a fucking black! they're fucking heartless! i wouldn't expect you to fake it all just to vanish us all! beginning with the potters!" remus exclaimed. "that's what you want to do, stop lying! you're just like them!"
"i would never! i would never do that kind of thing! remus, i'm not like them! i tried my best to be who i want and not who i should be just for you to accuse me! i start to think you're actually on peter's side, and you blame me just to get out of all the shit he made!" sirius shouted.
"you can't do anything now black, it's too late. you'll be where you belong soon. i hope it will make the worst of you. think about all the rubbish you created" remus hissed and left the room, letting the other alone with broken hope and a broken heart.
it's too late, sirius.
it's no big surprise you turned out this way
"sirius orion black, how dare you! how dare you disrespect me and how dare you screw our reputation up! you should be ashamed of yourself!" walburga shouted in the black's dining room, making the glasses on the table shake. "get out of my sight!"
sirius got up of his chair quickly and ran to his room, thoughts coming up in his head.
when they closed their eyes and prayed you would change
walburga sat on her chair, reached her glass full of wine, took a sip and looked out the window, the moon reflecting itself in her eyes, glistering in tears.
"what did i do wrong" she whispered under her breath. "didn't i raise him right? didn't i raise him to be the heir we all want him to be? am i a bad mother?"
and they cut your hair and sent you away
"where are you going?" regulus asked his older brother, leaning against the door frame.
"away from you all. i'm done" sirius answered." you can come too."
"no..i can't" the other one replied.
sirius sighed. "i'm sorry it has to be like this. well...take care." he finished, putting the last things in his chest and walked downstairs.
"sirius black, where are you going?" walburga asked, getting up from the chair.
"away. and i'm not coming back" he said coldly and left the house.
"sirius...!" walburga shouted. "sirius orion black!"
you stopped by my house the night you escaped
"sirius?" james gasped. "what happened?"
"i-i don't think it's time to explain" sirius replied, panting.
"why am i standing here like this? come in!"
with tears in my eyes i begged you to stay
"i shouldn't come here, i'm sorry" sirius sighed. "i'll just pack my things and search for a place"
"no" james responded. "stay here! you're welcomed!"
"james, you're amazing, but i can't take it. i'm not worthy of staying here, and i'm just a burden."
"no you're not!" james replied. "stay! please!"
you said "hey man, i love you"
"no" sirius finished and exited the room.
"no! wait! sirius!"
"no, james. i shouldn't have been welcomed here. i'll just look for a place to go. sorry"
"sirius!" james shouted after him, with hope that he'll come back.
as he saw sirius walking off, james could only hear the word "sorry" in his head.
"sirius!"
"but no fucking way"
together, forever?
"we'll change the world!" james exclaimed, hugging his friends tightly.
forever doesn't exist
"charged with a life sentence to azkaban."
sirius black- 5'10". has to stand on his tiptoes to kiss remus but is tall enough to make fun of james for being small
remus lupin- 6'6" and always hits his head in doorframes
james potter- 5'6". short king. he is slightly taller than peter but he looks taller than he is because he's well built. never in his life lied about his height. sirius always makes fun of him and he makes fun of himself too
peter pettigrew- 5'5" but brags that he is only one inch shorter than james
lily evans- 5'8", love me some tall gf & short bf
mary macdonald- 5'5", is actually average height
dorcas meadowes- 6'1" and always makes fun of their shorter friends
marlene mckinnon- 4'11", no objections. small but fierce and will kick you in the shin if you make fun of how short she is
frank longbottom- 5'8", is also average heighted and enjoys it because he can both reach the top shelf and he doesn't hit his head in everything
alice fortescue - 5'4" (aka my height)
note: this is the first time i'm writing something in a long time and it may be BAD (by the way, i'm gonna use the xe pronoun on sirius)
29th of October, 1981
The only thing sirius was thinking about was the suspicion xe had about peter. and xe couldn't deny, peter was acting weirder than ever, and sirius knew that the idea of peter being the secret keeper was a horrible idea. maybe the worst idea xe had in a long, long time. sirius even talked about it to james, and xe thought james wouldn't believe it, but for xyr happines, james told xem that he was going to think about it. sirius slowly put xyr glass of wine on the small, black table and got off the chair xe were sitting on and walked up to the potter's living room, where peter was.
"peter" sirius said quietly, so only peter could hear xem.
"sirius?" peter jumped off the couch he was sitting on. " i mean...yes? what is it?"
peter slowly started sweating, having the idea that sirius would want to talk about the things xe had in mind. he raised his head up to sirius to see xem look at him with a suspicious, but disappointed face.
"what did you do again?" sirius asked peter, trying to remain calm, though xe could explode any second.
"i...have no idea what you are talking about..." peter said, trying to keep a weird, fake smile on his face, while sweat kept running on his face.
"you told voldemort everything you could, didn't you? he knows everything about them." sirius looked down at peter, keeping the disappointed mask on.
"i..why would i, sirius? james and lily are my friends, i would never betray them!" peter exclaimed.
peter knew that was a lie, he did betray them. he betrayed them for power. for more power than he was already given. and sirius knew that too.
sirius let out a small, quiet sigh and walked up to the room xe went out of before, and sat back at the table, trying not to let a single tear come down. xe knew that was the end, at least for james and lily.
𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘹𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵...
headcanon that james is smol, like 3′2″
ok like 5′7″, 5′8″
and like half of his friends are taller than him
and so is his gf
but hdgaf because he’s a short king
James: I need you to swear---
Sirius: fuck.
James: I meant like promise---
James on 31st October '81: *sings*
James: heeeeeeeeeeey
Voldemort, at the door: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
James: wHAT
Remus: I have an empty notebook and I have no idea what to put in. Any suggestion?
James: Put spaghetti in it.
Remus: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone excepting you.
Sirius: put spaghetti in it.
Remus: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone exceptin----
Peter: put spaghetti in it
Remus: I am currentl---
James: put spaghetti in it.
Remus: I am no longer taking suggestions.
James: everything's gonna be just fine! It's just a crush--
Lily: hey James!
James: I love you.
For my friend ❤️ You’ve written such a beautiful story.
Do yourself a favour and take a read. I assure you will not regret it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56316268
James: *clearly angry* why the hell are you dating barty
Peter: *without looking up from his book* he gives good head and is pretty when he cries, what else do you need in a man?
James:
You know what i need right now?
A complete run down on the marauders fandom.
How did it come to be? What do they accept as canon within the fanon? What fanfics are accepted as like part of the fandom?
I genuinely get mad fomo from the marauders fandom bc like i love harry potter so i wanna be in the know 😭😭
Need someone to make a bookmark collection on ao3 on fanfics that fit in a chronological order 😔
Sirius and James when they wanted to take Dumbledore to the winter ball-
Sirius *holding a cauliflower in his hand*: Dear Dumblydore, Today, I am here to make a confession. So, when I first saw you, I felt like the gates of heaven have opened for me. Your beautiful eyes, your wrinkly skin, your white beard, everything is so Perfect. With all my love, I would like to ask you if you will accept my flower and go to the ball with me? *Gets down on one knee dramatically*
James *has his hand on his chest and a look of betrayal on his face*: HOW COULD YOU SIRIUS? YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL! HOW DARE YOU ASK THE LOVE OF MY LIFE TO THE BALL? I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS!
Sirius *turns to face James*: I was the first one to fall for Dumblydore. So get lost! He is MINE.
James & Sirius: *start fighting*
Dumbledore: *Is laughing hard*
James: Wait, let us ask Dumbly-Pie who he wants to go with. I bet it's me.
Sirius: Ha! Let's see.
James & Sirius *turn to face Dumbledore*: My dear Dumblydore/Dumbly-Pie, who would you like to go with to the ball?
Dumbledore: *finally catching his breath* I am sorry but I can't go with you both. Remus asked me first and so I am going with him.
Hello if you don't mind me asking can you make a yandere marauders x Slytherin reader
YANDERE MARAUDERS X SLYTHERIN READER
🦁they met you in hogwarts when they were bullying your friend Severus snape.
🦁when you stuck up for them they were shocked and entranced by you.
🦁you were too amazing to be hanging around the low life snape.
🦁they start to send you anonymous gifts and when you chuck them away they are disappointed in them selves.
🦁one of them now lurks around you following you were eve you go. Ask them why they are following you and they will make up a dumb excuse like ‘I have detention this way’ or ‘wanted to make sure your ok?’ You scoff at there lame excuses and run off.
🦁they despise the fact so much they all wrote to dumbledore demanding you change houses to which he ignored of course.
🦁they will work together since they are such a tight knit friend group.
🦁rivals they beat up they won’t Jill them necessarily. Just break them till you can’t recognise them.
🦁James likes to public scream his love for you in the halls.
🦁Sirius likes to flirt with yo in class often making fun of others to try and make you laugh.
🦁Remus writes you long letters expressing his love and devotion to you.
🦁Peter prefers to hover around you and show his love for you by acts of service.
🦁anyone that speaks badly about you is done for.
🦁they all love how ambitious you are it really turns them on.
🦁terrifying yanderes to have because they won’t fight over you they will help each other.
🦁try and escape them and they may force you too take a love potion.
🦁there obsessive,observant and devoted yanderes so be careful about what you say about others too them.
Thank you for the request ❤️❤️

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Dylan Shubunkin - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keito Tosakin/Keito Tosakin, Taegan Shubunkin/Dazey Dune Shubunkin, Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Keito Tosakin, Keito Tosakin, Taegan Shubunkin, Dazey Dune Shubunkin, Suikou Saraso, Temi Ryukin (Dylan Shubunkin), Terada Chu, Gianni Tosakin, Original Characters Additional Tags: Marauders Era (Dylan Shubunkin), Alternate Universe - Rock Band, Band Fic, Alternate Universe - Boarding School, Coming of Age, Slow Burn, Period Typical Attitudes, Complex Family Dynamics, POV Keito Tosakin, Messy Friendgroup, Miscommunication, (it’s wolfstar cmon now), Beta Read, (Jegulus if you blink…), band rivalry Summary:
“See, the Devil may do as the Devil may care He loves none sweeter as sweeter the dare His mouth the mischief he doth seek His heart the captive of which he speaks”
OR
After being prosecuted for aggravated assault, 16 year old Keito Tosakin is given the choice of two sentences: attending a youth detention centre, or enrolling into a school program for “troubled cases”.
Hawthorne Academy prides itself on shaping these students into potential scholars. However, Keito’ path diverges from academics upon befriending his new misfit classmates — particularly, the discovery of the tarnished guitar they hid inside their dorm room.
maybe it's a good thing for canon that regulus died first because he would have never believed that Sirius could betray James
Okay I’m not even exaggerating or joking but like this actually made me lose my breath this is so gorgeous.
day 22: candygore ft james potter !! (hp)
Tall Sirius??
Don’t get me wrong, I love how the fandom has decided that (due to the movies) that Sirius is smaller than Remus.
But in the books it is stated that Sirius was the tallest marauder. So just picture this…
Tall Sirius not being scared of Remus. He’s like “werewolf? I can’t see one”, as he peers over Remus’ head.
Tall sirius picking Remus up after moons and carrying him back to the dorm.
Just tall Sirius guys. It would be great to see more content of him being tall and smug as shit about it.
Justifying the marauders being bullies is not only shitty and biased on the marauders fans part, but also contradictory to the Harry Potter franchise. I find it so funny seeing fans attempt to justify them as if their entire story isnt supposed to be a plot device for Harry, as if the bullying isn't supposed to shatter all of Harry's superficial views on his parents, and make him realize how truly shitty they had been. Or more specifically, how shitty James had been.
" What was making Harry so horrified and unhappy, was not being shouted at or having jars thrown at him, it was that he knew how it felt to be humiliated in the middle of a circle of on lookers, knew exactly how Snape had felt as his father had taunted him. And that judging from what he had just seen, his father had been every bit as arrogant as Snape had always told him. "
" I wouldn't like you to judge your father on what you saw there, Harry. He was only fifteen--"
"Im fifteen," said Harry heatedly.
The entire premise is supposed to be about Harry. Harry's realization, Harry coming to terms with reality. So you denying that the marauders were bullies is denying Harry's arc, its denying a whole plot point in the books. Regardless if you like Snape or not, one fact is clear, the marauders were bullies, they were all shitty people, Sirius' selfishness, Remus being the definition of a deadbeat, Peter being well, Peter. And James being the bully and bigot that he were, alongside the other marauders aswell.
Also its fine to enjoy the fanon versions, i do aswell. But its also important to acknowledge that they were shitty people and we shouldn't condemn them. Especially if you're talking about the bullying, because attempting to diminish someone's harassment is really low considering these are all fictional characters, whilst bullying is a real active issue.
A Barty and James, as brothers, AU has been circling in my head and has been scratching my brain just right.
Like those big brown eyes, soft, messy black hair, defined jaws, the tan, the bad eyesight (that Barty refuses to admit he has).
Just the way James would be the best big brother and help an Italian Barty to learn English, because his mother knew very little and Sr refuses to teach him or get him help to learn.
Just the hugs, the screaming matches, the emotional stunted mess that is Barty, James holding Barty together when he isn't quite sure what's real. James helping Barty through his depressive episodes, Barty grounding James when he needs it most, helping him get his head out the clouds.
Barty screaming and crying on the Potter's front doorstep for his brother when he could feel himself literally snapping in two from the abuse he has been put under.
Effie thinking she would never have to ever see the product of Fleamont's disloyalty (that they had spent ages working through to get back to where they are now) only to find herself immediately thinking of Barty as her son.
The cuddles.
Barty still becoming a death eater and is unsure why James doesn't hate him. James just wants to see Barty happy and he knows that that is with Evan.
James praying to everything he could think of and performing protection rituals to make sure that his little brother survives the war. He would never be able to look at himself again if something happened and he hadn't tried to do anything.
Barty not fighting Azkaban because he literally has nothing to live for anymore, except maybe some revenge.
Everyone thinking Barty is crying out of fear when he gets sentenced to the dementors' kiss when really they are of happiness because he is just so over it, he wants James, and Evan, and Regulus. And he wants a fucking hug.
Barty and Remus both get carried around a lot for the same reason but very different at the same time.
Remus, who's having a worse day with his chronic pain than usual, is forced into James' arms, kicking, screaming, and all, but gives up quickly because the relief is almost instant from not having to stand and the affection is nice.
Barty, on the other hand, literally can not walk from how well he was fucked the night before. He tried, multiple times, in fact, but he can't feel his legs, and everything feels so heavy. So he wraps himself around Evan, who easily carries Barty around like he hasn't disabled his boyfriend for a short period of time.
Remus: Well, Peter's asexual, James won't be pulling anyone any time soon, and Sirius is too in love with me to do anything with anyone else.
(Remus says to Regulus, who is complaining about how Barty and Evan have started fucking and dont know what a silencing charm is).
Currently thinking of a wolfstar The Greatest Showman AU. With Sirius as Zac Efron's character and Remus as Zendaya's character.
(James would so be Hugh Jackman's character)
Remus: shit. Gotta hate bleeding out.
James:(starts getting out of his chair with concern, before reliasing that he's probably just talking about his period.)
James: (very hard thinking 🤔)
James: (shoots out of his seat towards Remus, knowing full well that Remus finished his period a couple days ago, because of the lack of demands for honeydukes.)
Remus: *passes out from blood loss gracefully*
This is a photo that was taken by James, but he can't stop blushing when he looks at it, so Peter put it up in their dorm as a joke but now he can't stop blushing from it. And anyone who looks at it is a mess of blush. So they all kinda avoid looking at that corner to keep their sanity
So studious 🤓☝️