James Fleamont Potter - Blog Posts
(James and Sirius arguing who's hotter)
James: Oi, Evans. Who's hotter, me or Sirius?
Lily: Me.
Remus: You lost a lot of blood and passed out.
Remus: Do you remember anything?
James: Only the ambulance ride to St. Mungo's
Lily: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you here.
James: But I heard siren...
Marlene: That was Sirius
Sirius: I was WORRIED!
(in their fifth year, James just learned how cars work in muggle study)
James: Hey Evans, if you were in a car and me and Sirius were in front of you, what would you hit?
Lily: You, definitely.
James: Have you seriously not heard that one before? You hit the break, stupid.
Lily: No, I’ve heard that joke before, I just wanna hit you with a car.
(James and Sirius arguing)
Sirius:WHY CAN’T WE NAME OUR BABY PADDY PRONGSIE POTTER
James:FIRST OF ALL LILY WILL KILL ME
Lily:Both of you actually
James:SECOND OF ALL WHY ISN’T IT PRONGSIE PADDY POTTER
James:ARE YOU FUCKING MAD???
*Remus walked in with a bag of Mars Bars in his hand*
Sirius:
James:
Remus:
The bag of Mars Bars:
Baby Harry in Lily’s womb:
Lily: Hey Mad.
(James a day after he and Lily got married)
James: Roses are dead
James: Love is fake
James: Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
Remus: What happened
James:Lily ate my tomato soup
Is there a marauders character with avoidant attachment style that I can blame being a kinnie on? Or do I just need to accept that this is the way I am??
Here is a just a quick one shot I did for Remus birthday. A bit belated. It’s his POV but it’s set as a what if for my fan fiction I posted a while back. What if no one died and everyone had always been happy?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63777391
P.s. I don’t like jkr she can choke ✌🏻
Omg I just saw something that mentioned firebolt as a Jily ship name off handed. But holy cow could you imagine???
Fire like her hair and bolt like he does on a broom. Plus you know it is the name of a broom.
And the “fire” (lightning) bolt that marks their son’s skin after their death….
Does anyone else think polites from epic is UNDENIABLY James Potter coded? No? Just me? OK
As a Brazilian person who lives in Brazil I felt like it was my duty to put this on my wall, now I just need the green and red window shutters (I desperately need a job and a life)
Tonight i had a dream that some bitch burned my boyfriend with a cigarette but i couldnt beat her ass because she was way to strong and her whole family wanted to beat MY ass, so i went to BARTY and JAMES for help, the very first thing Barty asked me when i said i needed help was "who are we killing?" and honestly it was the best dream ive ever had
James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter
Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black
Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black
Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes.
*jegulus laying on their bed, ready to sleep*
James, half asleep: hi beautiful, do you come here a lot?
Regulus: i live here, darling
James: me too! What a coincidence!!
I thought i was gonna be single forever bc no one would be able to match my freak
Now my boyfriend kisses my hand every single day because i explained what that means in crimson rivers.
NEVER LOSE HOPE
Being in the marauders fandom is so crazy to me bc i wanna talk about it but i cant do that whenever i want.
Like one of those "say a quote from your fav character and ill guess who It is" except i cant actually do that bc i would have to comment something like "you're hesitating, love"
Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes
*all of them trying to get to the movie theater while being high as a kite*
James: okay guys, enough fucking around, we are late as shit
Remus: yea, lets walk faster!
*sirius passes by, sprinting like his life depends on it*
Remus: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!
Was it casual when "was i scary?" "No, you were beautiful"
So, if i hypothetically were to write a jegulus au fanfic (with wolfstar and dorlene background obviously) where Regulus goes to the cemetery every afternoon/night to be alone and one day, he sees a spirit (James), they start talking and Regulus grows fond of him because even if hes dead, hes one of the only friends he has, would y'all read it?
*after james's bday party at the common room*
Remus: now that im sober the memories of everything i said and did yesterday are coming and im actually very embarassed
Remus: sorry guys
Sirius: relax moony, it be like that sometimes, now you just have to say "I'll never drink again", get even more waisted at the next party and repeat it every weekend
James "In the back of my mind" Potter
Regulus "In the back of my mind" Black
James "You died" Potter
Regulus "I killed you" Black
James "And I didn't even cry" Potter
Regulus "I didn't even regret it" Black
James "Not a single tear" Potter
Regulus "I can't believe i said it" Black
James "And I'm sick of waiting patiently for someone that won't even arrive" Potter
Regulus "I hate you" Black
James ''I hate you" Potter
Jegulus but its Anti-hero jegulus (could be canon complaint jegulus too)
harry: *walking down the stairs with his hands in his pockets*
lily: what did i tell you about walking down the stairs with your hands in your pockets?
harry: that dad fell that one time and it was hilarious
james: why would you tell him that?!
lily: because it was hilarious
au where regulus goes to a restaurant with barty evan dorcas and pandora and regulus says their server, james, is cute and when barty tells james he smiles and throws a pick up line meanwhile regulus is blushing like an idiot
just made a marauders dr and im learning all the lore im so obsessed its sad 😁
jegulus cooking hcs
(desi james, french regulus)
regulus cannot stand how much spice james' cooking has, but over time, he begins to love it (not that he tells james that though)
regulus introduces james to crossiants, and james can't pronounce it to save himself. it drives reg crazy.
james has banned reg from the kitchen. reg is a shit cook and james has found himself burning the food too often when he just stares at his boyfriend munching on a cookie or two.
regulus can't cook to save his life
he loves doing the dishes though
and since james hates doing the dishes or cleaning up after he cooks, that part is left to regulus
james cleans the dining table though
regulus bakes cakes often. do they come out well? 80% of the time, yes. but james eats it whether it is too sweet, too chocolatey or too burnt.
james loves gardening but cannot grow flowers.
regulus does that while james tends to the gardens.
regulus is the biggest advocate of organic food
james loves the taste of the roadside pani puri wala, which reg chastises him for because 'no, james, it might not be clean'
which was what started james' idea to run a chaat shop.
regulus has to stop james from adding too many ingredients when he makes french food, because 'no, james, you cannot andaza this shit out. there is a recipe for a fucking reason'
james' favourite french food is bouillabaisse
regulus loves paneer butter masala
or anything paneer, really
whenever regulus bakes a cake and frosts it, more frosting ends up on james' face than on the cake.
james has thrown a spatula at regulus too many times to count.
and while reg pretends like he hates that, he loves the way james' lips settle into a line the second before he throws the spatula.
but they love food
and each other
and nothing can ever stop them from finding themselves in a tangled mess after lunch, regulus' fingers slowly tracing the stubble along james' jaw and james muttering 'i love you, meri jaan' while peppering kisses all over reg's face and body
i just love jily so much
multishipping is extremely valid. i support multishipping wholeheartedly. but if jily isn't one of the ships u multi?? yeah that's when i'm gonna raise my eyebrows.
Drarry? Sure. But y'know what's better than Drarry? When it has Jegulus parallels.
Rip James Potter. He would have loved asking Remus if he was the "Sigma Alpha Wolf"
Similarly, rip Sirius Black. He would have loved saying "erm actually" anytime someone was even the SLIGHTEST bit wrong.
So it’s been a while…
I know it’s been months since I last seriously posted anything on here, especially about the rewrite I’d been so focused on. Truthfully, I hit a massive dry spell almost as soon as I started college. So much has changed, you wouldn’t believe it.
Anyway, now that it’s summer, I’d like to get back into writing but I need to get the inspiration flowing. So I thought maybe I can have a list of characters that are/will be important in the rewrite and you guys can request a small scene/blurb (if that’s what you call it?) with them. You could request a specific situation but no guarantees made.
For example, you can say: “Can you do something with A and B?” or “Can you write a bit about C and D in the empty common room?” and I’ll come up with something from there. I feel like it’d allow you guys to learn about these characters as they’ll be in the rewrite. So, win-win.
Here’s the list:
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
James Potter
Peter Pettigrew
Lily Evans
Severus Snape
Maura Grant (white, OC)
Saida Burki (muslim, OC)
Zaneerah Beshara (muslim, OC)
Dorcas Meadowes
Marlene McKinnon
Mary Macdonald
Alice Fortescue
Pandora Malfoy
Regulus Black
The Black Family
The Lupin Family
The Pettigrew Family
The Potter Family
*Not everything I write as a response to your asks will appear in the actual story, it’s just a bit of fun for now.
*You can also choose which POV it’s written from.
Thank you! Hope everyone is doing well!
Harry Potter Rewrite: Help!
I’ve been outlining more or less what I want the final result for my Harry Potter rewrite to look like but I’m stuck on two outcomes of Hari’s childhood:
NOTE: I have a headcanon in which the Potters are Indian, so James names his son Hari. I think I mentioned this before, if I didn’t, feel free to ask about it.
Hari is raised by his Aunt Petunia, but she leaves Vernon.
Petunia’s marriage starts falling apart when Lily dies.
Vernon didn’t let her go to her sister’s funeral because he was sure that the place would be crawling with “freaks”. Even if Petunia begged, he would still prevent her from going.
Vernon made nasty comments about Lily and James’ death, saying that they’re two less freaks to worry about.
Eventually Petunia leaves her husband and moves back in with her parents (who are alive in this version).
Petunia decides to go to college, a decision supported by her parents since they promised to help her financially and with the boys.
She studies to become an English teacher.
She loves her job. Also, she might fall in love with the History teacher.
She remarries, and it’s a man who treats her right and is good with the boys.
Both boys are treated equally while with her.
Dudley and Hari get along well. Although whenever Dudley returns from his weekends at his father’s, they fight a lot.
Hari grows up knowing he’s a wizard and knowing (more or less, because Petunia didn’t have all the details) what had happened to his parents.
Many more…
Hari is raised by Sirius Black and Remus Lupin.
Remus, along with several other people who believed Sirius was innocent, start protesting and putting pressure on the Ministry so that they can give Sirius a proper trial.
Sirius is renamed innocent.
Dumbledore still refuses to hand Hari over to them, even though they were the rightful guardians of the child.
The last straw is when Dumbledore casually corrects them and says that Hari’s name has been changed to Harry.
They whitewashed his name. They were livid.
Remus and Sirius, along with some handpicked friends to help them, manage to kidnap Hari.
They take him to Wales, further away from Remus’ former home. They cast an insane amount of spells to hide themselves from Dumbledore. They were untraceable.
Other than the protections needed, they lived a muggle life.
They have other children (the names I’m still working out), there’s five kids in total.
Two of those children are werewolves, attacked at a young age by another wolf pack that’s not Fenrir Greyback. They—Remus, especially—wanted to bring them comfort when he found out about them.
Hari lives in a loud, chaotic household in the middle of nowhere.
Lyall Lupin eventually moves in with them because Remus worried for his father—the man was old and alone.
And many more…
NOTE: The outcome of the votings will determine the overall plot of Hari’s era. Choose wisely, what do you want to see?