Tonight I Had A Dream That Some Bitch Burned My Boyfriend With A Cigarette But I Couldnt Beat Her Ass

Tonight i had a dream that some bitch burned my boyfriend with a cigarette but i couldnt beat her ass because she was way to strong and her whole family wanted to beat MY ass, so i went to BARTY and JAMES for help, the very first thing Barty asked me when i said i needed help was "who are we killing?" and honestly it was the best dream ive ever had

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Being in the marauders fandom is so crazy to me bc i wanna talk about it but i cant do that whenever i want.

Like one of those "say a quote from your fav character and ill guess who It is" except i cant actually do that bc i would have to comment something like "you're hesitating, love"


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James: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

10 months ago

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes³

Sirius: i have a hard time sleeping every night

James: yk what i do when i canr sleep? I exercise, that way i get tired

Remus: when i can't sleep, i stare at the ceiling and contemplate every single decision i have ever made in life for it to be as it is right now and try to see where i got it all wrong

Sirius:

Peter:

James:

Sirius: you turned my exact feelings into words, my dude


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Same here, just send asks

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr. Put an assumption in my ask. I'm not gonna be mean, I'm very interested.

Also bored.

10 months ago

It means that you are so unbelievably hot that if i looked like you, i would wanna hook up with myself

Okay But Can Ppl Agree With Me That This Mf From Descendants Is A Barty Variant?

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

10 months ago

If it helps, i also love him

Okay But Can Ppl Agree With Me That This Mf From Descendants Is A Barty Variant?

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

10 months ago

Thats fair, you two are literally made for each other in every way possible, no way someone could try to replace any of you

Okay But Can Ppl Agree With Me That This Mf From Descendants Is A Barty Variant?

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

10 months ago

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*all of them trying to get to the movie theater while being high as a kite*

James: okay guys, enough fucking around, we are late as shit

Remus: yea, lets walk faster!

*sirius passes by, sprinting like his life depends on it*

Remus: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!


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Im literally thinking abt eating pasta rn and this appears on my timeline, god i love it when tumblr just reads my mind randomly

(Im very grateful about pasta too)

I'm honestly so grateful that humans invented pasta

There is a LIFE in my HEAD and I cannot LIVE IT. rage and haged.

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

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he/him || 18yo || transexual king || Sirius kinnie (yes i am a short, bisexual angry man) ⭐ i am the David Bowie's lost son

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