Jacob Seed - Blog Posts

Fmk: Jacob, John, Vaas?

Bruh, this is evil. I wouldn’t want to kill any of them 🤣🥲. But if it came down to it I would:

Marry: Vaas. (Life on a tropical island doing crazy sh*t over and over again? Hell yeah! Plus Michael Mando is just GORGEOUS!)

F*ck: John. (I want at least one mad night with that sexy boy)

And sadly Kill: Jacob (Can’t I at least have one chance to ride that bull 🤣)

To all Far Cry 5 fans who watched the English dub of Squid Game; how many of you went nuts when Deok-su said this 😂

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry 5

Deputy - “A Preacher, a Lawyer and a Soldier? You guys are like the start of a bad joke”

Jacob - “And we saved you. That makes you the punch line … kitty” *suddenly pinned against the wall*

Deputy - “Don’t call me kitty!”

Jacob - “Ok, I won’t … *pins the deputy to the floor* kitty”

John - *to Joseph* “If they kiss I’m gonna puke”

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry New Dawn

Joseph - “You’re like the child I never had” *embraces the Security Captain*

Ethan - “But father ... I’m your child”

Joseph - *glances at Ethan* “Yes but ... I had you”

I had to reblog this. This ending had me in tears 😂

ASMR - Imagine playing the worst game of hide and seek with John Seed. If he catches you, he will attempt to get you confess.

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry 5

John - “You. Me. Beautiful baby. Now”

Deputy - “You? Me? Fat chance” *walks away*

John - “I’ve got a chance! *turns to Joseph* AND IT’S FAT!”

Never called Jacob a “murderous wolf daddy” but I think I might start 🥵😋

Never before have I seen a more perfect representation of the game.😂

i don’t know what to say except i haven’t touched a video editing software in ages but i couldn’t get this out of my head.

*Joseph when he and his family arrive in Hope County*

Aww, he’s so sweet!🥰 You deserve it babes!

Totally gonna buy these when they come out! And this art (that I assume from the comic) looks awesome!

Oh honey, I got a whole list 🥰😂

I know a couple…

ACCEPT THE POWER OF YES!!!!!

🤣

Far Cry 5 in a nutshell

It really is true

Where is the lie?

I am having this right now with Far Cry VILLIANS!

First it was Vaas now it’s John.

God damn it, I really hate my brain sometimes

My last brain cell when I find yet another fictional psychopath to fall in love with.

I haven’t even played the game and I’m stuck TwT .

But can’t wait for Far Cry 6! Now that’s a game I will get when it’s hyped. I will not make the same mistake twice

pov: you started playing far cry 5 in 2020 and now you’re stuck with this obsession and a fandom that’s been dead since last year