now I know what you're thinking. alex this is crazy. alex are you seriously like this with every fandom you're in. and the answer is no actually, I'm usually MUCH worse
separated versions because that mess up there is completely fucking incomprehensible:
hello hi yes because I am incapable of not making every character AGGRESSIVELY nonmonogamous I present to you: the cursed aa4/5/6 Are They Fucking chart
this is izuocha to me
okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle