Someone challenged me to write a romance.
Call it my special brand of braincell torture, but I decided to take it further.
I shall try to write something sweet with a happy ending, with no gloomy-doomy self-inserts, no characters with 1,800 personal problems and absolutely no long discussions about the meaning of life, the justification of murder, love, loneliness, alienation, complicity, or suchlike.
Somebody help. I don't know how to write anymore.
I don't dare to say no vampires. Do you want me to be absolutely miserable?