will power: Vermin Love Supreme (running for president as a meme) OR selling fake rolexes on hollywood blvd
scott mclaughlin: luxury car salesman
josef newgarden: commercial actor (e.g. billy mays)
christian lundgaard: valet driver for a very fancy restaurant
pietro fittipaldi: STNA in a skilled nursing facility
graham rahal: used car salesman
david malukas: he teaches a children's program in the reptile section of the zoo
felix rosenqvist: real estate agent (derogatory)
agustin canapino: slumlord
romain grosjean: personal injury lawyer
rinus veekay: long-term substitute teacher (middle school)
christian rasmussen: deli counter at a boujee grocery store. makes really good sandwiches
marcus armstrong: receptionist at an animal hospital
alex palou: men's warehouse salesman
scott dixon: trauma surgeon
linus lundqvist: he operates the excavator at construction sites
kyffin simpson: unemployed, but his dad is a lawyer and he makes sure everyone knows
alexander rossi: i dont know but he's in witness protection
pato o'ward: occupational therapist
marcus ericsson: electrical engineer (currently doing an apprenticeship)
kyle kirkwood: park ranger at like yosemite or smth
colton herta: sales associate at a local smoke shop (very knowledgable)
sting ray robb: junior funeral director because it's the family business but he wants to be a pediatric dental hygienist
santino ferrucci: serving 18 months for aggravated assault