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1 year ago

So a year after I finished the Magnus archives I got a job at a library. (Completely coincidental)

And imma be honest I think Tma gave me a romanticized view of what this job would be like. (Shocking, and yes I know archives and libraries are different)

But good lord the amount of shit that's happened that feels like if tma was a sitcom.

First off,

I think I discovered a leitner. The book was titled "eye on Russia" in our libraries non fiction section.it wasn't leather bound like leitner's in tma but it might as well have been. So for some reason this book catches my eye and I'm like "ooo! What's this?" I open it up and I shit you not this book of the corruption spits what's either asbestos, old paper glue that's turned into dust or idk what the fuck that shit was. It spat that shit right into my face my lips where chapped for WEEKS. I Told one of my higher ups (who looks EXACTLY like what I imagined jurgein leitner looked like. In fact thinking about it he sounds like him but not British) that "hey I think this book is falling apart"

and he was like "nah it's fine". Other then the spitting dust it was fine.

The funny thing about it is that I keep finding that it's not in it's place and some poor soul has checked it out unknowing of the Eldritch dust it emits.

Don't even get me started about the fish heist or the goddamn kids room ac remote.


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