Intj - Blog Posts
Romantic INTJ
INTJ: I can be romantic...
ENFP: HAHAHAHA
INFP: HAHAHAHA
ENTP: HAHAHAHA
ENTJ: HAHAHAHA
INTP: HAHAHAHA
INFJ: HAHAHAHA
Everybody else: HAHAHAHA
INTJ: I will surely and utterly destroy each and every one of you with my intimate affections. You will all fall deeply and madly in love with me.
World Domination Plans
*INTJ is quietly making homemade ice cream when INFP comes into the kitchen*
INFP: hey INTJ. I heard that all INTJs had world domination plans... Is it true?
INTJ: Well. I did once. But it was just a phase.
INFP: Wait, WHAT?!
INTJ: It was half-baked and I really didnt have enough money and resources to actually pull it off.
INFP: Where is it now?!
INTJ: I gave it to ENTP and INTP. They were bored and they wanted something to do in their free time.
INFP: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
INTJ: Let's just say, I found something better to do.
INFP: Making homemade ice cream?!
INTJ: ENFP said she loves adding my homemade ice cream to her homemade brownies. She's having a bad day today. I thought she might like some comfort food.
INFP: aaaaawww. That's so sweet... Wait...
*INFP hears distant screaming. INFP looks out the window.*
INFP: Is that a robot army?!
INTJ: oh hey. Speak of the devil. They finally did it. And they made modifications. Good for them.
INFP: Is that ENTP and INTP riding a unicorn?
INTJ: *giggle* yeah. That was ENFP's input. Not mine.
INFP: ENFP knows about this too?
INTJ: Yeah, she had a lot of ideas she wanted to add. The unicorn was our compromise.
INFP: Why am I only finding out about this now?!
INTJ: ... IDK... you never asked before.
Edges for life! I'm an edgelord!
neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them
This pleases me.
Myers Briggs types as chess pieces
Please Believe me...
INFP: hey, ENFP. you love INTJ, don't you?
ENFP: What?! No! I LOVE EVERYONE!!
ENFP: *Please believe me, please believe me, please believe me...*
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INFP: hey, INTJ, you love ENFP, don't you?
INTJ: What?! No! I HATE EVERYONE!!
INTJ: *Please believe me, please believe me, please believe me...*
Become Human...
INTJ: Why won't you just tell me the ending already?
ENFP: Because I don't want to spoil you! You'll just have to read it for yourself.
INTJ: But I don't want to read the book!
ENFP: *Gasp*!
The World: *Gasp*!
INTJ: .... What? ....
ENFP: INTJ! You've become Deviant!
INTJ: ... What?! ... NO! IM NOT DEVIANT!!
The Dark Side of the MBTI
INTJ: Join the dark side.
ENFP: We have cookies!
INTJ: People will die.
ENFP: of Fun!
INTJ: We also have good health benefits.
ENFP: HEALTH BENEFITS!
On Time...
ENTJ: I'm very disappointed in everyone. Only a few people came on time today.
ENTJ: alright, raise your hand if you didn't arrive on time.
INTJ: *quietly raised hand along with everyone who were late*
ENTJ: The hell, INTJ? You weren't late. You were the early bird for crying out loud.
INTJ: By definition, being early makes me NOT on time.
Emotions
INFJ: I think we all have like 12 emotions and we all have different ways of using them...
INTJ: (internally) wait what?! I thought we only have 5. Damn you, Inside Out! You liked to me!
Sure why not.
40 (personal) MBTI-RELATED QUESTIONS
Has this already been done? Never mind.
1. What is your type?
2. How long have you known your type for?
3. How helpful is MBTI in your daily life?
4. How obsessed are you (if you are too ^^)?
5. What types do you love the most, in theory?
6. What types do you like the most, irl?
7. Are there types that you just don’t like?
8. What type do you think is the most misunderstood/neglected, and why?
9. What type would you have liked to be?
10. What types did you think you were before typing yourself?
11. How good are you at typing other people?
12. Do people get your interest in MBTI?
13. What are some things you really enjoy about your type?
14. What are some things that suck about your type?
15. What is your favourite function in your type?
16. What is your favourite function out of the eight?
17. What are your friends’ types?
18. What’s your mother’s/dad’s/siblings’ type?
19. What’s your crush’s type?
20. SORRY FOR BARGING INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIVES LIKE THIS
21. Are you the kind of person who also types their pets????
22. How do you use/explore your auxiliary?
23. How long have you been interested in MBTI for?
24. What means do you rely on when typing people (tests, the dichotomies, the functions, vibes,…)?
25. Has MBTI helped you improve yourself as a person?
26. Do you type characters in books and movies too?
27. What fictional characters do you feel share your type?
28. What cliché type things do you do concerning your own type?
29. How do you feel about the clichés concerning the types?
30. How do you feel about the clichés concerning the dichotomies?
31. What type do you encounter the most irl?
32. Is there a type you have yet to meet?
33. What types do you find the easiest to spot?
34. What types do you find hardest to tell?
35. What do you like about the MBTI fandom?
36. What do you find annoying about the fandom?
37. How well do you understand Ni?
38. What is the most controversial typing you have ever made?
39. How do you spot your tertiary function when it comes to life?
40. If you had to describe your type in five words, what would that look like?
ENFP not attracted to INTJ
ENFP: You know how our types are supposed to be the "perfect match"? Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't think Im attracted to you.
INTJ: hmm... Why do you say that?
ENFP: IDK. I guess it's cause your not really that romantic?
INTJ: hmm... Noted. *INTJ leaves*
ENFP: Wait! Where are you going?
INTJ: *Eyes shining with great intensity*
INTJ: I have accepted your challenge.
Just for Funsies...
ENFP: Why do you always say that?
INTJ: Say what?
ENFP: "just for funsies". And not just that but sometimes you say something cute and adorable like "weally, weally good." and "its so sca-wee"?
INTJ: Whimsy.
ENFP: Whimsy?
INTJ: I do it to spread sunshine and happiness in this world of sadness and seriousness. Sometimes people can't help but be too serious all the time... And I know. Ive been those kind of people.
INTJ: So, I do it to remind myself to lighten up and just do things for funsies even if it's just for a brief moment.
INTJ: and maybe I can spread the happiness, the smiles and the laughter too. Just like somebody I know.
*INTJ looks at ENFP*
*ENFP blushes*
*INTJ boops ENFP on nose*
INTJ: Boop
ENFP asks advice from INTJ...
ENFP: INTJ, I need your advice.
INTJ: *Eyes focused on ENFP. Expecting questions about science, math or English. Preparing mind for hardcore logic question* Yes?
ENFP: It's about my best friend. We had a fight.
INTJ: *False Alarm. Sigh. Bring out the 'friendship' and 'love' files*
INTJ: Fine. Proceed.
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ENFP: Thanks for the advice, INTJ!
INTJ: *I am a miracle worker! But calm down. Convo is not over yet. Now, say "you're welcome" but in a casual and cool manner*
INTJ: Don't Mention it.
INTJ: *Fucking Nailed It.*
Sure. Why not
If you’re an MBTI blog willing to take asks reblog this.
Just took a test...
I recently took the La Haye’s Temperament Analysis Test. I got “Phlegmatic-Melancholic”. I’d say it’s pretty accurate.
How to tell if an INTJ likes you:
1. They ignore you on purpose.
2. They notice your existence.
3. They are being particularly nice towards you.
4. They interrupt their reading/writing/drawing/studying to talk to you.
5. They ask you to take Myers-Briggs.
6. They tell you you’re probably an INTJ (a compliment of the highest order)
7. You feel that they’re annoyed by you.
8.They tell you how you can improve aspects of your life.
9. They answer the phone.
10. They add your name to the list of those who will be spared when they rise to power.
11. They don’t fall asleep or daydream while you’re talking.
12. They make the effort to talk to you at all.
13. They listen carefully to you without interruption or disagreeing and in the end they smile at you.
14. They stalk you.
15. They smile.
16. They pay you a compliment of any kind.
17.They tell you about times they came up with a great plan and it worked.
18.They tell you about a time they actually felt something.
19.They’ll wonder why you were late for something.
20.They ignore you, think about you often, stalk you and wonder if you notice.
21. They try to act like a human around you.
22. You suspect that they like you.
23. You think that they are giving you rude glares whenever they look at you.
24. They put this list somewhere they hope you will find it.
25. They stare at you when you talk to them or whenever they have the chance.
26. They seem to ignore you, but in actuality they’re listening to everything you’re saying with heightened interest.
27. They analyze everything they say before they say it, and when they do manage to initiate a conversation, an awkward mess of words spills out.
28. They ridicule you in a sarcastic manner, but give your compliments for your ideas and genius a few minutes later.
29. They tell their friends how much of a prick, egomaniac, and self-centered fool you are when they’re oddly attracted to those qualities.
30. They can’t look at you while actually speaking to you despite the staring.
31. You can make them smile or laugh.
32.They recognize your existence.
33. They ask you an innocent, often technical question just to talk to you.
34. They dissect all the fools and idiots surrounding you.
35. They remember your name, even if they haven’t known you for a long time.
36. They try to demonstrate their mental abilities.
37. They give you more than a two word response.
38. They come alive when around you, but keep the conversation completely impersonal.
39. They give you carefully worded responses, intended to ensure the likelihood of continued interactions, whether online or in person.
40. You can make them act in a manner uncharacteristic of an INTJ.
41. They seem unsure of what to do around you.
42. They argue with you, let you (think you) win, and continue to talk to you afterwards in a friendly manner.
43.They bother explaining anything at all.
44. They start cutting back on the painful sarcasm.
45. They try (key word is try) to be funny without sarcasm.
46.They display weird behavior, then observe your response.
47. They take more than 20 seconds to respond to an IM.
48.They watch you when you aren’t looking like a fascinating science experiment or a puzzle.
What a great and funny comic series XD Too bad it was discontinued. So much sad. To check the rest of the author’s work, here’s his website:
http://oddlydevelopedtypes.com/
Test Results
I’ve been doing some online tests recently and I thought I’d share my results. Here they are:
INTJ - A
Spatial 4.8, Musical 4.8, and Logical and Mathematical 4.5 (some sort of intelligence test)
IQ of 138 ( but site looks super sketchy. Not sure if legit)
Neutral Good - Cleric (DnD)
House Gryffindor
Very Flirty, Falls in Love to easily and Falls out of Love difficultly
INTJ, passion? I guess Singing.
MBTI survey
What MBTI type are you, and what is your passion?
Ex: Tennis, Helping other people, ect.
(It will be skewed towards psych. I know that, you don’t have to tell me.)
Me, INTJ Attracted to: ENFP, INTP, INFP
MBTI Romance Survey
Reblog with your type and:
(1) Which type(s) are you most attracted to? (max 3)
(2) I know that there’s no such thing as an ideal match, and every type is compatible with every type, because we are much more than a Myers Briggs type.
That being said, hypothetically, if you imagined your perfect partner, what type would they be?
hmmm... I’m INTJ, but I’d like to think that i’d probably be:
*45% INTP *15% ENTP *15%INFJ *15% ENTJ *10% ENFP
If you were a mix of MBTI types...
Which types would you be?
I mean, based on your behaviour or some tendencies/stereotypes in your daily life. In hypothetical percentages.
I’d probably be:
40% ESFP
25% ENTP
20% ENFP
15% INFP
*please, no more than 5 MBTI types*
Me - INTJ Dad - ENTJ
yeah, we disagree sometimes. It’s because he loves telling me how to live my life and I don’t like being told what to do.
Reblog with your MBTI type and the type of your dad / main father figure
In light of the recent post about mothers, I want to do the same thing but with dads to see if there’s a correlation. In time I will make a graph / chart for both of them so it’s more clear.
ESTP - ISTP dad
1st: INTJ 1st yr College?
2nd: INTJ 3rd or 4th yr College I think
3rd: INTJ-A Last Year (2016)
Although my type remains the same, I have changed in some ways. I think I was able to improve my inferior functions as the years went by. My recent personality test showed that my N, T, and J were in the 60%-70%. which was a surprise considering that when I was younger, my results were 80% - 90%. My “I” was the only thing that was unremarkable. I’d say this is a good thing. I’m becoming more balanced and rounded as I mature into life.
Survey
Reblog this with the FIRST type you got and the type you classify as now. MBTI story and ‘in-between’ types optional
>just wanna se if there’s a connection.
1st Child: ENTP (Male) 2nd Child: INFP (Female) 3rd Child: INTJ (Me, Male)
MBTI and birth order survey
Hi everybody!
There’re some theories about birth order and personality, some other people says that personality doesn’t actually have noting to do with one’s birth order.
Still, I’m interested on finding out if there’s some correlation between people’s birth order and MBTI personality type.
Could you, please, reblog this with your MBTI type and if you’re:
-Only child
- Oldest child
- Middle child
- Youngest child
Thanks to everybody participating! If I collect enough data I’ll do some graphs and stuff :D
Also, if you know your brother’s and sister’s MBTI type, you could add it with their birth order too?
List of my Ships in Overwatch
Main Ships: GenjixMercy JessexFareeha AnaxReinhardt JamesonxMei DvaxLucio
Other Ships: Dad76x Mercy McCreexSombra RoadhogxMei JunkratxSymmetra
Un-INTJ of me
I love Love. I don’t like reading books. But I prefer to read books more than ebooks. I like it when girls touch me. Especially the hot and nice ones I still use Physical Attraction as a required parameter to be satisfied when deciding on whom I want to be my gf/ waifu. I like watching romance comedies I learned the arts of acting and making people laugh when I was younger. I love singing, drawing and dancing. Even if I’m a terrible dancer I don’t have a world domination plan… Anymore. I like shipping characters from shows, movies, anime, cartoon, comics, manga, games, etc
Darcy = INTJ
Darcy means Dark, btw. Darcy is the ‘go to’ fictional INTJ character name in romance genres. I’ve seen so many Darcies in movies and novels and majority of them are like adaptations of the classic novel Pride and Prejudice. I dont see a lot of INTJs in romantic movies. I wonder why.
OKAYYY SOO
I AM MISTYPED 😀
I said previously that I was an INTJ, well after learning more about the cognitive functions (Well I learned them before but I didn't really understand) I think I'm an ISTP..Lol.
But I still don't know whether am I really introverted or extrovert, I might be both but a bit more to introvert I guess
So basically ISTP's functions are Ti Se Ni Fe. I still have Ni and Se, but I don't think I have Te in my functions. I think I have more Fe than Fi because I also thought that I'm an INFJ aswell.. Lol yeah anyways I don't really relate to INTJ's functions
Kind of too long to explain cognitive functions so just search up cognitive functions on Google
REPEAT AFTER ME
SENSORS ARE UNDERRATED (ISTG THESE PEOPLE ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS ‘BLAND’ AND ‘BORING’ JUST WHY)
XXTJs ARE NOT HEARTLESS (PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING TO ME ‘ OMG YOU CAN’T BE AN INXJ YOU’RE TOO NICE!’ AND I WAS LIKE I’M STILL GOING ON AN IDENTITY CRISIS BUT NO-)
INFPs AND ISTJs (In my opinion) HAS THE WORST STEREOTYPE AMONGST ALL. I MEAN NO HATE BUT INFPs ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS AN “UWU MENTALLY UNSTABLE, DEPRESSED, WEAK CRYBABYS THAT CAN’T DEAL WITH LOGIC AND ALL,
WHILE ISTJs ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS MECHANICAL ROBOTS WITH NO FEELINGS AND ONLY CARES ABOUT BOOKS AND LOGIC WHO CAN’T TAKE SARCASM OR JOKES THAT’S LITERALLY NOT TRUE THIS IS WHY THE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS EXISTS.
AND NOT TO MENTION ESXPs BEING STEREOTYPED AS PARTY ADDICTED CHADS WHO HAS LIKE 2093849829 FRIENDS.