INTJ: Why won't you just tell me the ending already?
ENFP: Because I don't want to spoil you! You'll just have to read it for yourself.
INTJ: But I don't want to read the book!
ENFP: *Gasp*!
The World: *Gasp*!
INTJ: .... What? ....
ENFP: INTJ! You've become Deviant!
INTJ: ... What?! ... NO! IM NOT DEVIANT!!