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1 year ago

Based on Today's episode of the Lunar and Earth Show

*Sun and Lunar took Dazzle to the store again*

Lunar: Uh, where'd Dazzle go?

Sun: What the- crap. How do we keep losing them, they're -

Exasperated Employee over Loudspeaker: Would the parent of a...large deer child please report to checkout? Thank you.

Sun: ...

Lunar: ...

Lunar: Well, it's official.

Sun: Lunar-

Lunar: They said it, not me.


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1 year ago

*Sun and Moon getting ready for a formal event*

Sun: (Peeking into Moon's room) Moon? Moon, are you almost ready? We have to-

Moon: (Wearing a strapless flowing dress)

Sun: ...

Moon: ...What?

Sun: ...You need to pick a different outfit.

Moon: ...Why?

Sun: (Steps into Moon's room, revealing him wearing the exact same dress)

Moon: (Sighs) I knew I'd seen it somewhere...

Wrote this to ignore the events of today's episode


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1 year ago

*Earth tucking Lunar into bed*

Lunar: Good night, Earth.

Earth: (kisses Lunar's head)

Lunar: (holding up Spigot) And Spigot.

Earth: (kisses Spigot's head)

Lunar: (pointing out the window) Now Jack.

Earth: (Turns around to see Jack watching them on the balcony)

Earth: ...

Lunar: ...

Jack: Returning to the darkness...

I don't know I'm sorry it's early


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