some NCIS incorrect quotes
Abby, crying: He broke up with me!
Gibbs: you never had a boyfriend.
Abby, straightface: I know I just wanted to see if you cared
Kate: Welcome to dating advice with Kate! Tony what's your question?
Tony: how do I tell if a girl likes me?
Kate: SHE DOESN'T!
McGee: I always get the vibe that you hate me or something.
Tony,laughing: Whaaaaat!? Me? Hate you?
Tony: You're right Probie.