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I love when AFTG fanart has Neil's eyes looking like this:

denki x “weird”, funny extroverted reader who sometimes makes dirty jokes

fem/gen reader

headcanons/drabble?

you make me blush ₊˚ෆ

contains: suggestive jokes

authors note: thank you for requesting! i hope this is what you had in mind!! this is the first req ive ever done ( ˵ •̀ ᴗ •́˵) i loveee denki and whenever i write for him it just makes me giggle

you and denki kaminari were a perfect pair — both extroverted, funny, and got along with everyone. although you were a bit more chaotic and unhinged than him, denki adored you. but he wasn’t the biggest fan of how shy you made him feel, like a nervous middle school boy.

at every social event, you knew everyone, bouncing from one conversation to the next. people gathered around you, laughing at your jokes. he couldn’t help but watch in awe, thinking, "that's my girl." you were like a magnet, drawing everyone in effortlessly.

during karaoke night, you volunteered to sing first and dedicated a corny love song to him. denki blushed, scratching his head nervously but loved every second. “you’re gonna be the death of me,” he muttered, flustered but charmed.

you also had a habit of flirting with him at the strangest times, like when you were training together. both of you were out of breath when you teased, “y’know, we could always improve our stamina by doing something else.” denki froze, bright red. “w-what? do you mean…?” he stammered, brain short-circuiting.

or when you were assigned a project together, playfully asking, “how about we go to your dorm tonight and work on the project?” you shot him that grin, looking at him like he was dessert. it took him a moment to process, but when it clicked, he was beyond excited. “seriously?” he asked, bouncing on his feet, hoping you weren’t teasing him.

you squeezed his hand, laughing at how adorable he was. “yeah, I’m serious,” you said. “unless you’re scared?”

“scared?!” he exclaimed, puffing out his chest. “pfftt.. im not scared.”

that night, in his dorm, with half the project undone and the rest forgotten, denki couldn’t help but feel lucky. chaotic and unpredictable — but you were exactly what he needed. despite how nervous you made him, he wouldn’t have it any other way.

you were everything he could ask for, and denki loved you — exactly the way you were.

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judge: how do you plead?

frank: *looks at matt*

matt: *mouths* not guilty

frank: hot milky

matt: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Lol, it was wings of fire and Percy Jackson for me-

reblog if reading Warrior Cat led you down the trans pipeline

I'm currently farming likes for @blueskittlesart apparently. Like I open tumblr and the number of notifications I have for those reblogs specifically is crazy. Every single like on their art is deserved. Their comics absolutely destroyed me. Go check out their work, I swear it's 100% worth your time.

Merry Christmas my fellow Hetalians !!

I’ve gotten a ps5 and some other rlly kewl stuff!! I’m so like shocked and shit bcz my ass was NOT expecting that at all 😦

Grateful for it tho!

Chicos, están cayendo relámpagos cerca de mi casa y tengo miedito :"c

el viento está soplando super fuerte y está cayendo muchísima agua allá afuera, mi mamá recién salió a comprar y tengo miedo de que le pase algo...

Las ventanas golpetean por la lluvia y acaba de caer un relámpago, es asombroso pero aterrador al mismo tiempo. Igual, no se preocupen, yo nací en el 2010 y sobreviví al terremoto, así que estaré bien <3

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Yeah, I rebloged myself

Hello my little spades, I hope you're having a great time lately. I'm sorry for not posting for so long, it's just that I started with classes again, had some problems at school that I prefer not to talk about and i was very sad, tired and unmotivated; but now I'm much better, I feel calmer and I can publish artistic things again.

Well, changing the subject, there is something amazing I have to tell you:

✨️I DOWNLOADED GACHA NEBULA WINTER SPECIAL ON MY CELLPHONE✨️

Which means you'll have redesigns of all my characters and also there will be new OC's to meet, including a gacha version of myself in real life and a special little person who I really appreciate <3

And well that's all I had to say, pero OJO: the redesigns will take a while to be done due to the complexity of some designs and having to rewrite the information of my characters, but for now that's what I wanted to tell ya'll, take care of yourselves and see you later. Bye bye!! 💕💕💕

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Almost went on lockdown today because a clown was prowling the building trying to get it.

commission for @tsurugi-vine ☝️ it’s true love

room of swords ruined all other webtoons for me 😀

Or just start stealing shit

putting my animation degree to use

HOW can this man be 40!??!!?

hello?????

Star Wars Fans When A Guy Survives Being Cut In Half Cause He Was Too Angry: 😁

Star Wars Fans When a Girl Survives Being Stabbed Cause She Received Immediate Medical Attention: 😡

Honestly, I figured. I swear to god, I've only seen it on a single 'totally legal website', and even then, it was recorded with commercials attached.

I don't know whether to say 'don't watch it', or to say 'it's worth watching just because of how bizarre it is'.

Basically, if you're curious: It's Pokemon, except instead of commanding little monsters in Pokeballs, it's ten-year-olds commanding the Marvel superheroes in discs. It's... it's so stupid.

'Spiderman, I choose you!' type shit. The writing is even Digimon-esq, heck-

(Please reblog, I'm genuinely curious about the majority option here.)

I fucking hate Baby Sasha. This bitch haunts my every waking moment and my nightmares. Look at this ugly mf with her beady eyes and stupid little scrunchy that looks like intestines. I will drop kick this child into the next plane if existence. Your parents don’t love you Baby Sasha.

Ok so I know I’m probably crazy but…I SWEAR TO THE FIRST SPINJISTU MASTER IN SEASON 11 THE POLICE CHEFF SAID SHIT, I KNOW ITS PROBABLY NOT WHAT HE SAID BUT I WATCHED THE SCEEN OVER LIKE 15 TIMES AND IT SERIOUSLY SOUND LIKE HE SAID SHIT…

Ok so anyways,

"you can always go to a03 if youve finished the show and want more"

And what if I've read through every macdennis fic available. What then.

am i living or just waiting for the mom!wanda x adopted daughter!america fics?

Oh my god guys it’s the location of my favorite episode of Barney!!!

If you ever think that your memory is bad. I once had to look up how to find the are of a rectangle but I have a playlist with all of my liked songs on Spotify and within the first 10 seconds I can identify what the song is.

I make new discoveries everyday..

being realistic, i want Hoffman and Lawrence (and we’re almost definitely getting Hoffman cuz of that post credit scene)

but being unrealistic?? ADAMMMMMM

SOME OLD FACES

If I had this the damage I would cause worldwide would be D e v a s t a t i n g

THERE WAS THIS ONE COSTUME AT THE STORE I FUCKING WANTED BUT IT WAS ONLY IN CHILDREN SIZES D:

FINALLY

FINISH WITH ONE OF THE THOUSAND THEORIES THAT I HAVE FROM DHMIS 😭

Family theory: Roy and Leslie were a very happy couple who had two children, everything was happiness and love, until one day David (the younger brother) had a car accident. The boy was running after a kite and in that he was run over by a car. killing him instantly (or maybe not)

after that, the whole family started having problems. Leslie went crazy because she was obsessed with having two children, and since now she only had one left, she could do everything possible to fill the void that David had left.

Roy also missed his son very much and probably developed too many mental problems from his loss. even though he, too, was fed up with Leslie's obsession.

and the older brother... he suffered a great depression and guilt thanks to what happened, which increased more and more, since his parents were so involved in their worlds that they did not pay attention to him again.

During that time, Leslie convinced Roy to adopt a son. (this will sound very strange, but most likely that child who adopted is Red Guy)

This made David's older brother feel much worse, since he saw how his mother gave more attention to the new son than to him.

So one night, he broke a window, took a trace of broken glass, and cut his own throat, causing his own death.

leaving Leslie and Roy with only one child who was not even theirs and who also wanted more than anything else to meet his true family, since he felt that he did not fit in with Leslie and Roy, because they were not equal to him.

all these events lead to the divorce of Leslie and Roy

Roy, for his part, continued to have severe mental problems, but instead of seeking help, he decided to focus on his business. a food business

while Leslie, realizing that she could no longer have a happy family like before, decided that she was going to have the same family as before, and she would get it at all costs.

so she decided to make a pact with a demon who promised her that her family would be together again, just not in the same world and with a few requirements

so the devil gave her a book that told her everything she had to do to get her family back

and so she did. she dug up the body of her real children, kidnapped roy and killed him

she created puppets and in them she put the corpses of her children and her husband

He gave them life and performed a ritual for the four to be transferred to the new world where they would be a family. the world of don't hug me i'm scared

but of course. dealings with demons cost and are not always reliable.

the older brother managed to pass into that world, but he could never get to where his family is. it only remained as a memory in the mind of David / yellow guy

Leslie was also turned into a puppet, but unlike the others, she was turned by the demon, which left her with her real appearance. and yet, she was never able to summarize her family, instead she can control everything that her son does (and the other 'filler' characters that accompany him)

something totally different happened with Roy. he knows what Leslie did, because he was still alive when she started it all. and because he is no longer just Roy in that puppet body. the devil is also in there. transforming Roy into a bigger monster who can change certain things in that world. (Not all of them, since the only day he can do as he pleases is June 19. Father's Day, otherwise Leslie is in control)

and lastly David. he is in the world Leslie wanted to take them to, just not with his family. but let's remember that David, like his brother, died and was transferred to a puppet with a life of its own. so david is now just another character in yellow guy's brain. in this he is represented as his friend, but he is really the person with whom he shares a body

now..

who is david and who is yellow guy?

well David is represented in the way we saw him throughout the series, an innocent child, a bit silly, with attention deficit and hyperactivity.

while yellow guy is the smart guy we see in the last chapter, this can be clarified since to wake him up they had to change his batteries. And let's remember that the original body in the world of don't hug me i'm scared is the puppet. this also hints at why Leslie yelled at him "YOU ARE NOT MY REAL SON!" because the one who was speaking at that moment was the puppet, not David.

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but what happened to red guy?

well, in the real world he stayed with Leslie after the divorce, but she didn't take care of him since she was focused on recovering the family she had before. so he learned to take care of himself. Seeing this, the demon figured it would be a good idea to put him in the world of don't hug me i'm scared. but not as a puppet, rather as a clone that accompanied yellow guy from the first moment

so now there are two red guys

one in the real world, and one in the world of don't hug me i'm scared

but i will talk about that in another post

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but where is duck?

well i have a little subtheory about that

as you can see in the little animated short in the transportation chapter, duck was something like the family pet

"and to go back to being the family they used to have, they also needed the pet" maybe that was what the devil thought

however, let us remember that there are only two seasons of the series, curiously each one tries to focus on a character, the first season was about red guy and the second about yellow guy

maybe the third season will try to duck and there we will see what his relationship is in all this and why he is in that world

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And why did all this occur to me?

Well, the central idea was because in different episodes of the series you can see how the characters have organs, bleed or get welts or wounds. things that wouldn't happen to ordinary puppets

but if it is normal in a human body

so if those things happen to those puppets, it's because they're not just puppets

I had this theory since the previous season, but there were many things that did not fit. However, this last season finally gave me the clues that I was missing so that everything would fit.

Of course there are still things missing. after all it's just a theory, and according to the creators all theories are real, so yes.

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this is one of my THOUSAND theories of don't Hug me i'm scared

Sorry if you did not understand certain things

If you have doubts about something just ask me and I will answer

How much planning does one realistically need for an au & time travel fanfic?

And is it over 3 documents worth?

the transgender urge to become this man is insane

ngl my eyes are on his hands