I'm Laughing For Real Right Now - Blog Posts
margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates
batman lives by a strict moral code of only killing when he wants to or feels like it
Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
my ideas for evil kids shows
The Miggles: A group of threatening men in desaturated turtlenecks sing and dance off rhythm to teach kids important lessons like how to destroy fruit salads (they're gross) and punish their hyperactive friend jeff by placing him in an eternal slumber
Redy: A family of dogs from new zealand constantly berate and abusive each other with no concern for each other's well being or boundaries. very popular with adults who had happy and fulfilling childhoods who wish they were older.
Red's Answers: A man endures psychological torture from a red dog who slowly unravels anything he's known to be true and real, having his mail stolen on a daily basis
Dora the Hermit: A mexican girl sits in her dreary house all day with no friends where her possessions are constantly stolen from her by a fox, everyone only speaks Spanish with as few signs as possible as to what they could be saying.
The Electric Bill: various dry segments misinform children on grammar and spelling with the goal of making them less literate
Eve and Lucifer: A show many people mistake as a parody of Moral Orel, teaching children various life lessons about living in sin and abandoning morals in the name of science
Active City: A mean lazy villain tells everyone to sit on their couches and eat junk food while moving as little as possible, causing the pirate metal band Alestorm to break up.
Normal Wild Animals: A group of animals who cause problems in a small area around an old folks home. Gives all american children that watch it british accents and all british children that watch it american accents.
Salt Pig: A lone beautiful specimen of a real life pig gores the queen of england to death
Twighlight: Rainbow dash did you seriously post "me after fapping my boner" in the castle group chat?
Dash: Oh dang I meant to send that to the friends group chat but like, aren't all the same people in the castle group chat?
Twighlight: first of all the rules of the friend group chat clearly state that memes go in the meme channel. secondly... CELESTIA AND LUNA ARE IN THE CASTLE GROUPCHAT.
princess celestia in the group chat: 🤣🤣🤣
princess luna:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOWY
CARL MARX
VS
CARL WEEZER
BEGIN
yo i am marx. from kriby, i think captialism is dirby, you areround like a ball which is why you will fall. my beard is large and you sound like simpson marge
yo i am carl from jimmy show [gets hit by orbital bombardment]
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet
