Badboyhalo: *exists*
Technoblade: stab or no stab
how do i get rid of driving anxiety đ
No one is safe from being babygirl-ified.
Not even the king. >:)
yâall iâm making a bookđ°
lemme know if i should actually post it
I feel like Deceit should be charged with identity theft and lying under oath(taking the identity of Logan and Patton.He lied in court)
Remus- attempted murder (Attacking Roman with a morning star)
Logan - Battery( Throwing shit at Roman)
Thomas-Lying under oath(idk i think he did i donât remember. Throwing a baby)
well this was fun
no hate to Thomas or these characters i luv them all
(This is based off of something I did when I was Little)
Virgil:Thatâs it Iâm running way!
Deceit:Alright then have fun.
~~~~~five minutes later~~~~~
Virgil: *knocks on door*
Deceit: Hello.
Virgil:Sir,can I sit on your porch until my friend comes home?
Deceit:Sure why not.
Virgil:Thank you
Mike says he misses will too (even though my mike never met your will were ignoring my byler funkos are next to each other 24/7)
His gay ass could start crying
He misses mike
Comment amenđđŠ đșđ if you ever want them to see each other again
Even though I think it should have been 100% yes I think itâs funny if 0,1% more people would have said no it wouldâve been 77,7% yes (omg byler number)
Me (eating alone in a cafe): *open phone to look at myself every five minutes to make sure Iâm pretty*
My brain: The fuck are you doing
Me: Well I gotta look pretty
My brain: Why tho? Youâre alone and no oneâs looking at you
Me: Yeah but what if my soulmate comes in??
My brain: YOU DONâT EVEN BELIEVE IN SOULMATES
Me: Okay- true- but what if a cute person comes in?
My brain:
Me: There you go
My brain: WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN LOOK AT YOU
Me: IDK LET ME DREAM
If I make a joke about my home life, your reaction should not be "Oh my gosh, so sorry! Reach out, get better!" Your reaction should be "Oh my gosh, could never be me. Lol, skill issue, tbh."
Mate.
I could feel the nightmare in me growl at the word but the dreamer in me smiled softly and shed tears of genuine happiness. I felt like I was drowning in an ocean of glass.
Mate. Mate. Mate. Mate.
Then all I felt was pain.
My wings- the pain- my wings.
My wings are gone.
I wince. How can I feel pain in my wings? Suddenly Iâm being swarmed by shadows-his shadows-Azriel! They circle me whispering softly, touching me lightly.
He needs you. He's in pain. Help him.
They call to me, the pain in m-his wings keeps growing stronger. I don't question how they found me or how they spoke to me, all I can think is save Az.
I vacate my post at the healing tent and leave my assistant Lily in charge. I set out to find Azr-my mate. I see my brother and Cassian, they both seem tense and it worries me. I have been cooped up in the healing tent and haven't heard about anything pertaining to the war other than healing the soldiers and warriors injuries. I walk towards the two illyrians trying to tap into the power to summon my wings.
Hot searing pain floods the bond and I drop to my knees unable to summon my wings or my battle fan. I sink lower as I feel the shooting pain in my ankle and the sharp stabbing pains still in m-his wings. I am going to murder whoever hurt Azriel- My Azriel.
Cassian rushes towards me spitting curses as he grabs my arm trying to help me up. I give him a vulgar gesture and I call him things a High Lady shouldnât even be able to think of. I yank my arm away and stand up slightly dizzy and nauseous. I catch myself on Cassian as I hear the faint sound of my brother laughing.
âOh shut it Rhysâ I say one hand on my hip the other leaning on Cass to stay balanced. âI was looking for Az but this fucking oaf got in the way,â I jab a finger in Cassâ chest. Cass looks at me with a snarl. I laugh as does Rhysand. âWell sister if your looking for him he should be flying back soon I have been awaiting his and Feyreâs return from rescuing Elain.â I smile knowing he should return, but then I remember the pain and the bond. âH-he's hurt brother like big time,â Rhys looks alarmed. âHow do you know? And what happenedâ he asked, dragging me toward a group of chairs, Cassian following behind us.
"I felt it through our bond, a mating bond," I reply, wincing at the fresh wave of pain that surges through me. "His wings, they're damaged, and I think his ankle too. I need to find him, now."
Without waiting for their response, I push myself off the chair and start heading towards the direction the shadows came from. Every step feels like a dagger in my heart as I can sense Azriel's agony echoing down our bond. I almost stumble, but I steel myself and keep moving. I can't afford to falter now. My vision blurs, but I blink away the tears, focusing only on the path ahead./As I reach the spot where I had found the two stubborn Illyrians I see a shadowy figure in the distance. He drops quickly landing harshly groaning in pain. His wings, his glorious beautiful wings all torn and bloody filled with arrows I can only assume are ash arrows.
"Azriel," I call out, my voice breaking. I rush towards him, dread pooling in my stomach. He looks up, his eyes filled with pain but also relief at seeing me. I reach out to touch him but he winces, pulling away slightly. "I'm here, Az," I whisper, trying to assure him that he's safe now.
âMate,â he growls at me in a sadder tone then his usual mocking raspy voice. âYes, yes Mate, but for now lets get you healed alright?â He huffs which I can only assume is an answer to my question so I take it as one.
His eyes, usually so lively and watchful catching every slight move, are dulled by pain. Seeing him like this breaks my heart into a million pieces, but I swallow down the lump in my throat. I need to be strong for him.
Pt.2 link: https://www.tumblr.com/thatmadshifter11/748248818969198592/the-shadowsinger-and-the-mistress-of-love-and-lust?source=share
I have no idea wtf to draw so now I have 2 different layers of the doodles
Im trying to draw but genuinely donât know where to begin?? Like, I know the base sketch is important butt I wanna get to the eyes already so thatâs what I did, then ears, then lips, but wtf about the half of the face I have yet to draw?? Like, I donât wanna draw that half, idk why, I just donât want to-
[Also, I think I mightâve fucked up something, like, the eyes looks weird, the lips look to small, the ears look nice but at the same time big asf?? Like, help?? Wtf do I do with this shit, legit any help would be nice⊠mostly bc my friends are offline rn & i dont wanna really disturb them ngl]
Editblr Intro that I will repost often
Hello editblr,,,, uhhh i've been making these silly things since 2024, so obviously, i'm new!!! plz welcome me !! I change my layout very often (as of now) so forgive meee I'm waiting to get my computer fixed to make my blog prettier so hang in there with me plz (i post whatever whenever sooo yeah)
As an editor, please call me Castor or The Archiver :D but regularly just call me anything
I hope to post more edits and get as good as some of you are one day <3
do NOT use any of the images shown, please <3