If you don’t know, in the song “School Song” the chorus goes along with the alphabet. Example: “So you think you're A-ble To survive this mess by B-ing A prince or a princess, you will soon C...” etc
So the first part of this post is all of the lyrics of the parody, beginning to end. The second part is just the chorus where it’s listed what episode goes with each line.
I really hope you enjoy! :)
Backstory: Not sure of the specifics, but basically Virgil yelled at Roman, Logan, and Patton and told them to go away and never come back. So they needed a place to stay, and the only place other than the light side of the mind is the dark side of the mind. So they go there!
Roman: You know guys, everything’s okay...
Roman: They’ll probably let us stay…
Roman: We’re all strong,
Roman: I’m sure we’ll be fine…
Roman: It’ll be okay…
Logan: It’ll be okay…
Patton: It’ll be okay…
Deceit:
You have an Identity
L R & P: Ahh!
You’re a grown adult facing off your anxiety
“Life’s well,” don’t lie!
Life’s dark, this isn’t Disney
Your mind
Is shattered and your broken heart
Is alone and never free
Motivation seeping- Questions? Just ask me!
Remus:
You
Think you’re original
That the world isn’t a negative place
Oh, grow up!
You’ll never be able to change
Life isn’t a silly cartoon
You have anxiety, that isn’t good
You need to just fit in and move on!
Deceit and Remus:
Life isn’t like Christmas,
Lying is good
You will get out of bed morning’
Eat your breakfast with some good jam question,
How much do you truly know about yourself?
Come, listen here
My dear
This is a phase
It’s okay, we all go through it sometimes
You’re so selfless
But you’ll learn that you need to be so selfish
You’ll have to do it all of the time, say yes!
Patton: Why?
Remus: Why? Why?? Did you hear what we said?
Deceit and Remus: Oh, don’t be so intrusive!
Roman: YOU! GUYS! SUCK!
Deceit and Remus: OH COME ON GUYS!
Remus: We’re the ones trying to help you here
Patton: It’s okay guys, this is fine! AHH!
Logan: We’ll make it out of here alive! AHH!
Roman: This place is really fun, according to no one. AHH!
Roman: We’ll survive, we’re Sanders sides!
Remus: Sanders Sides? Have you guys even been listening to us?
Deceit and Remus:
You have an Identity
You’re a grown adult facing off your anxiety
“Life’s well,” don’t lie!
Life’s dark, this isn’t Disney
Your mind
Is shattered and your broken heart
Is alone and never free
Motivation seeping- Questions? Just ask me!
You
Think you’re original
That the world isn’t a negative place
Oh, grow up!
You’ll never be able to change
Life isn’t a silly cartoon
You have anxiety, that isn’t good
You need to just fit in and move on!
Life isn’t like Christmas,
Lying is good
You will get out of bed morning time’
Eat your breakfast with some good jam- question,
How much do you truly know about yourself?
Come, listen here
My dear
This is a phase
It’s okay, we all go through it sometimes
You’re so selfless
But you’ll learn that you need to be so selfish
You’ll have to do it all of the time, say yes!
L P & R: Why?
Deceit and Remus: Why? Why? WHY?
Remus: Didn’t you hear what we said?
Deceit and Remus: Don’t be so intrusive! (Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts)
Deceit: Don’t be so intrusive-
Remus: Logan, Patton, Remus, Roman, Virgil, Thomas, Virgil, Roman, Remus, Patton, Logan, Patton, Remus, Roman, Virgil, Thomas!
R P and L: Why why why why why why why?
Deceit and Remus: Don’t be so intrusive!
Chorus with meanings:
You have an Identity (My True Identity)
You’re a grown adult (Way Too Adult) facing off your anxiety (Taking on Anxiety)
“Life’s well,” don’t lie! (A New Year of Lying to Myself)
Life’s dark (The Dark Side of Disney), this isn’t Disney (I’m in a Disney Show)
Your mind
Is shattered and your broken heart (The MIND vs. The HEART)
Is alone (Alone on Valentines Day) and never free
Motivation seeping (Losing My Motivation)- Questions? Just ask me!
(Sanders Sides Q&A)
You
Think you’re original (Am I ORIGINAL?)
That the world isn’t a negative place (My NEGATIVE Thinking)
Oh, grow up! (Growing Up!)
You’ll never be able to change (Making Some Changes!)
Life isn’t a silly cartoon (Being a Cartoon!)
You have anxiety (Accepting Anxiety), that isn’t good (Can Anxiety Be Good?)
You need to just fit in (Fitting In) and move on (Moving On Parts 1&2)!
Life isn’t like Christmas, (Sanders Sides 12 Days of Christmas)
Lying is good (Can Lying Be Good?)
You will get out of bed morning time’ (Why Do We Get Out of Bed
in the Morning?)
Eat your breakfast with some good jam- question, (Crofters: The Musical!)
How much do you truly know about yourself? (Learning New Things About
Ourselves)
Come, listen here
My dear
This is a phase (Embarrassing Phases)
It’s okay, we all go through it sometimes
You’re so selfless
But you’ll learn that you need to be so selfish (Selfishness v. Selflessness)
You’ll have to do it all of the time, say yes!
L P & R: Why?
Deceit and Remus: Why? Why? WHY?
Remus: Didn’t you hear what we said?
Deceit and Remus: Don’t be so intrusive! (Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts)