I do like to think that Wylan swears a lot more than he initially lets on
He's all like; oh fiddlesticks, oh dear, this isn't ideal
Like a proper British lad, but as soon as he's alone he swears so much it'll make a sailor blush.
And one night after Jesper moves in:
Jesper, sleeping
Wylan, in the other room: *stubs his toe*
Wylan, at the top of his lungs: OH YOU FU-CKING SON OF A BIT-H- F- YOU AND YOUR WHOLE F-ING FAMILY.
(in the style of top gear intros)
In today's episode of: Shadow and bone
I turn into a lamp
Nikolai claims he's a privateer
And Kaz messes up his love life