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1 year ago

Shen completely naked in a towel: TAI LUNG.

Tai Lung playing playstation: Hm? What?

Shen: When will you finally learn how to clean your hair?! *throws a large and wet ball of wool at Tai Lung*

Tai Lung quickly dodge the lump: Ew! Who would talk!

Shen: Excuse me?!

Tai Lung: I had to wash the dishes for you again!

Shen: You know I can't do that.

Tai Lung: Why?!

Shen: Yes, because my wings hint! Do you even know how difficult it is to dry with wet feathers?!

Tai Lung: Wear gloves then!

Shen: THERE ARE NO WING GLOVES!

Tai Lung: YES?! BUT GLOVES FOR HOOVES AND PAWS EXIST!

Kai: Ah! Bitch!

Tai Lung and Shen: *turn their heads sharply towards the sound*

Kai rubs his head in pain: Hey, girls. Why are we shouting?

Tai Lung: ...

Shen: ...

Kai: ...

Kai: ?

Shen: WHY DON'T YOU BEND OVER?!

Tai Lung: YES.

Kai: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!

*****************3 hours later*********************

They lie in the dark and try to sleep.

Tai Lung irritated: Fuck... Shen, for the sake of fucking dumplings, lie down normally and sleep!

Shen: I can't! I'm cold!

Kai: Then lie down with me! I'm warm. You could even say I'm hot~

Shen: Ew. Never.

Kai: Okay.

...

Shen: *silently crawls under the blanket to Kai*

Kai: Hehe

Shen: Shut up.

Tai Lung: YES SHUT UP.

Meanwhile at the spirit realm. Kai, Tai lung and Shen all lived together in the same bright-yellow, cozy, cottagecore apartment. And that they're the worst types of roommates with eachother to ever exist

The sink is clogged in furball (thx TL)

Shen doesn't wash the dishes

Kai occasionally ruins the ceiling with his large horns

Its canon, DreamWorks told me.


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