Me: Okay, let's go through this again. Spell his name?
My brain: S-A-P-N-A-P.
Me: And how do you say his name?
My brain: Sap-Nap.
Me: Again, slower.
My brain: Sap. Nap.
Me: Good. Now, what's his name?
My brain: Hehehe Snapnap
Me: NO