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I Started Stormbringer Laughing At Adam’s Silliness And Finished Code: 01 Distraught - Blog Posts

10 months ago

Verlaine’s guide on how to introduce yourself to your little brother:

kidnap him

proceed to reveal that he is not human, just an artificial soul created from 2,383 lines of code

when the above don’t seem to make him like you, reveal that you murdered his friends

when he gets mad at you, repeat that he is not human and that his friends were lying to him

when he is still unconvinced, tell him you will kill every human that matters to him

for a dramatic exit, unleash hell on your brother for 0.3 seconds


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