listen. as the biggest supporter of fanfiction ever. y’all need to stop publishing that shit.
i’m being so honest rn
some people are just meant to be fanfic authors. and that’s ok. but i would really love it if they would stop publishing books
like guys… this is what you want?
self insert badass female main character
the same male love interest (dark, shadow powers, not actually evil, etc)
a very clear list of trigger warnings and tropes that tell you exactly what’s going to happen
no actual discernable plot, just people doing cool things
no cliffhangers (god forbid you don’t get immediate closure)
smut scenes and characters being unreasonably horny all the time