THE LIPSTICK. THE MATCHING CK UNDERWEAR. THE SOFT FEATURES. THE NAIL POLISH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Just noticed CK = Calvin Klein = Caitlyn Kiramman?!)
(please don't judge, i'm sleep deprived)
Also, this reminds me A LOT of "Rumors (Terrible and True)" by SunsetSharkbite on ao3. The Actors AU is really good! it heals my soul.