BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS I — quotes pulled from the youtube series hosted by ryan bergara and shane madej. feel free to make alterations.
i’m gonna be so pissed off if we die.
that sounds like a bad idea, and i love it.
if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.
this is what happens when people don’t have hobbies.
did you just call the demon a motherfucker?
i got a life-changing thing to tell you here.
we’re friends. it’s a friendship.
there’s something weird going on in this little town.
i’m about to die for the internet.
enough of you being a phony and a liar.
keep in mind we have to spend the night here.
this place is a living nightmare.
i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!
well, i think we can never show our faces here ever again.
doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t’ you like to be haunted by me?
i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake.
maybe it’s about to get a whole lot weirder.
you’re my friend! i would be concerned if you disappeared!
i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.
give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.
can you just look a little bit worried?
i’m starting to think you want to die.
any extra time with you is a punishment.
you seem to be well-versed in the arts of sexual deviance.
sexiness is relative, motherfucker!
i’d say about half of it i don’t remember doing.
did you just wink at me?
we’re just two guys sitting in a tub.
i got so distracted by the tongue thing.
my fucking heart almost exploded, dude.
don’t just claim i killed jfk.
you know how much of a pyschopath you have to be to enjoy that?
your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting.
i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but i’m dismissing it.
this has been a huge waste of time.