I live for the idea of Percy standing up in class and absolutely losing it whenever anyone suggests that Dionysus is a powerful being or even vaguely coherent.
Percy would write essays such as "Why Hercules is a Dick" and "As Far As Poseidon Goes As A Parent, He's Okay (compared to other gods)" but would be unable to cite his sources. He gets a B.
percy’s mythology essays never follow the topic and devolve into wild, chaotic rambling halfway through, but he’s very opinionated and the professor is wildly entertained so percy still passes the class