Airk: Now that we’ve all chosen our secret santas, we should all say what we want for Christmas!
Kit: I should probably ask for a new tunic.
Jade: A new sword
Elora: I want therapy.
Airk, Kit, Jade:
Airk: Um-
Kit: Wait, me too.
Airk: Guys-
Jade: Actually, I really need therapy too. Can someone get that for me?
Airk: Guys… I… I don’t think therapy’s within the price limit
Elora: Airk, you don’t understand. I’ve probably needed therapy my whole life. Can we just pool the money or something?
Airk: I really don’t think that’ll work… not for all of you
Kit, Jade, Elora: AIRK, WE NEED THERAPY.
Airk: *cowering in fear* I’m sorry! Please don’t kill me