Charise, if she decides to play, picks daisy/peach (If Alice didn't already pick her) so she can match w Jared
I wanna see the cast play Mario kart with each other. I wonder who they would main tho.
hmmmmm i think i can do something!
warden: toadette because he’s gay and annoying/hj
jared: mario/luigi because he’s boring
alice: princess peach or birdo because she’s a bad bitch
mistress: rosalina (pre-hippie) and roy/the fruity koopa (post-hippie) because they both serve cunt in their respective fields
lord stingray: bowser because he’s edgy or pink gold peach because i think it’s funny
the twins: wario and waluigi, respectively. no i will not explain
the doctor: idk….. the green one.
jailbot: link because bingle bongle dingle dangle tickety do tickety da ping pong lippy tappy too ta