finally, after years of gathering info abt you, i've managed to construct an elaborate venn diagram of your every interest and aspect. felt kinda like the first terminator going through every possibility blindly but i've reached the end of the list. multiple rounds of triangulation to confirm, i've tracked down your exact coordinates as of writing this ask---
yeah. that's right. your timbers better be shivering right now. i'm coming for you.
Oh no! my secret bunker in the middle of the pacific ocean!!! 0:
Shiver me timbers!! Its location has been found! D:
I'm shaking in my boots- how have you done this??! It was perfectly disguised!!! No one could've ever found it!! ~^~