nobody:....
Me to my fiends: yk when you just randomly say 'i like CAKE' out of nowhere to test the people around you????
My fiends: why are you testing people?????
me across several alternate timelines:
why are you NOT testing people???????? *offended noises*
bc it can sound more offensive than i am assessing their reactions to see if it is truly worth it to hang out with them, or more simply put, a survey *offended noises*
SO ANYWAYS i like cake u morons
if u give me 20 bucks rn ill go to dq rn and get us some icey cake