I Am Normal About This Man - Blog Posts
fantasizing about a fictional guy who would probably be a horrible boyfriend but being delusional and thinking he’d have a soft spot for me
40s bucky headcanons (lwky kinda suggestive)
40s!bucky who begs for you too send spicy polaroids with your mail when he’s away
40s!bucky who obviously sends ones of him back
40s!bucky who in his time in london got ridiculed for being so protective of his letters
40s!bucky who the second steve snatched one away from him and ripped it he yelled
40s!bucky who carefully went through photo surgery with tape
40s!bucky whose mail got lost and opened and then reported
40s!bucky who got called into his base commander’s office for outer personal misconduct
40s!bucky who could care less
I DONT ALLOW MY WORK TO BE TRANSLATED REPOSTED OR PLAGIARIZED WITHOUT CREDIT OR PERMISSION
which f1 driver should i draw next
(i have already done oscar)
(tumblr only allows 12 options)
don’t talk to me i’m sobbing over my oscariño in the grass and salvaging a few points
(MY SHAYLAAAAAA 😭😭😭)
me the entire race weekend
you just know jack frost is nipping at that nose HARD
when ur enjoying a fic then y/n gets a name and a race out of nowhere
(do i seem like a suzie to you????)
when they can’t fill out their sleeves
Slushy Night
Rod:
Come over?
Me:
Babe, it's 4 in the morning, how am I supposed to get to your house?
Rod:
I'll be over in five then
Me:
You are gonna be the death of me
(Read 4:03am)
I groan quietly when I hear the car motor outside, and drag my ass out the door. I make a dead bolt for the door of Rodricks van, quickly climbing in and slamming the door shut behind me. "Where are you dragging me to this time?" He grabs my hand and kisses the back of it, "Aw c'mon babe, stop acting like you hate it when I do this." "Yeah yeah, where are we going?" My annoyed demeanor drops when he smiles at me, my heart fluttering in the process. "7/11, 1 want a slushy."
He hands me the drink and we walk up to the cashier, letting him scan what we got and then quickly paying him in cash. Rod leads me out to his car and opens the passenger door for me, I put on a fake British accent, "why? Such a gentleman!" He snorts, and pecks my lips, "that was horrible." I put my hand on my chest, gasping dramatically, "how rude!" He rolls his eyes and bows down; putting on his own fake British accent, "I apologize my Queen, how ever shall I repay my wrongs?" I pretend to ponder it for a second, "hmmm, nap with me in the back."
"Is the Y/N L/N trying to get me to fuck her? And to think you were innocent."
i’m afflicted with
onlylikingsubbyand/orpath-eticmenosis
(omg…)
(me right now)
the duality of man
*teary eyed* “i love you both so munch— i mean much”
herald viktor… gimme five minutes and a hair tie
why can’t I find a boy my age?
my type:
when your types a nerd
pinterest…. what are you insinuating?
(yea)
SOMEONE GET ME A RAVI SINGH. THIS MAN IS THE GREENEST FLAG ALIVE GIVE ME ONE. 😩
which is very understandable
@billyburned
What the fuck is “save a horse ride a cowboy??”
Why do I keep hearing this shit?
at this stage in spencer’s life he’s living out being a horny teen, because he was 12 in high school
currently choking on water cause i found a movie with jhutch AND mgg
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please, if you request something, write a small blurb of what you’ll like to read!
i make headcanons, blurbs, oneshots, song fics, smau’s, and (if and only if the ask is good enough) a series
i mainly write for a female reader with she/her pronouns and all that, but i’m up for gender neutral + male as well if you feel like it :)
p.s. - there will be an event when i hit 100 - ari💗
requests — open
100 special event requests — ari’s dinner menu
✩ percy jackson — greek demigods (percy jackson, annabeth chase, luke castellan, grover underwood).
✩ books — the inheritance games (jameson hawthorne, grayson hawthorne, xander hawthorne), a good girl’s guide to murder (pippa fitz-amobi, ravi singh)
✩ f1 — lando norris, oscar piastri, charles leclerc, logan sargent, daniel riccardo, kimi antonelli, ollie bearman.
✩ miscellaneous series — criminal minds (spencer reid, aaron hotchner), future man (josh futterman, wolf).
✩ anime — jujutsu kaisen (satoru gojo, yuji itadori, choso kamo, nanami kento).
✩ people i don’t know how to classify — steve harrington, matthew gray gubler, timothee chalamet, peter parker, five hargreeves, josh hutcherson, riley poole, walker scobell.