Horny To Have This Entirely For Myself - Blog Posts

Okay, so I’ve talked a lot about using Boost VHC for weight gain before… but I have to be real with you all I’m totally walking that back. Turns out slamming back tons of those every day isn’t actually the best idea. I ended up getting a little sick from them (don’t recommend loading your body with 700% of your daily copper intake—oops). It was a hard lesson, but honestly? It led me to something way better.

Someone recommended a new mass gainer powder to me, a maltodextrin-based shake with barely any ingredients, and oh my god. You guys. This stuff is fucking wild. I’ve been using it as the base for all my shakes for a few weeks and I’ve been blowing up so much faster than I ever did on Boosts. Like it’s not even close.

I’ve been drinking 12+ scoops a day—literally thousands of extra calories, just disappearing into my belly. It’s so easy to chug, especially when I mix it with heavy coffee creamer (extra calories, obviously). The weight is piling on so fast I can feel it every time I move. My tummy’s gotten so heavy lately, just constantly resting in my lap, and I swear my thighs are spreading wider by the day. I feel soft and slow and so, so full all the time, and I’m honestly addicted to it.

So yeah, if you’re trying to really grow—like really grow—this stuff is the secret weapon. I’ve been waddling around in a daze lately, totally stuffed, totally content, and watching my body soften and swell from all these shakes is just… unreal.

Is also waaaay less acid reflux/heartburny, if that matters to you.