Hobie brown x mcbling spider gf?
โ โ โ๐ฌ๐๐ฆ๐ข ๐๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ด๐ซ ๐ต ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ก๐ข๐ฏ ๐ค๐ฃ
n.o.t.e.s - Ngl, im surprised I didn't think of the idea, but that is so Y2k. Tbh I thought you were talking about that kid from Johnny Test ๐.
w.a.r.n - Just some fluff n' drabbles
p.a.i.r.i.n.g - Hobie Brown x Mcbling! spider women reader + drabbles
w.c - 288
โฎ Having a sparkly diamond studded Spiderman suit is a must for you, and a bedazzled necklace, yes! Spiderman diamond belt-made, even better!
โฎ - And matching headband, filled with diamonds and glitter, even your web fluid is glittery.
โฎ Imagine just shopping with Hobie, he would be bombarded with bags and bags of clothes. As you go in every store, shopping, and shopping for hot pink clothes from juicy to true religion. All of them have to be bedazzled.
โฎ Hobie and you would have, and I mean have to match juicy couture sweatpants and zip-up jacket, with a rhinestone spelling 'best couple' on the back. You would even decorate a matching guitar for him, with glitter, and sparkles. It's literally so bright, that it shines bright than the sun. Even though Hobie has to wear glasses to look at it, he would still enjoy it.
โฎ Imagine surprising Hobie with the guitar, "It definitely has some sparkle darling, doesn't it" he said looking at the guitar, giving you a cheeky smile.
โฎ Your suit would have a special nails on the hands-on your suit with stiletto-shaped nails, with rhinestones on them, helping you hang onto the roof and stick onto walls while fighting.
โฎ Imagine fighting some villain with Hobie in another dimension, and you started wrapping the villain with rhinestone-studded rope and just taking pictures with the villain on your bejeweled phone case. And Hobie just staring at you spamming photos at the villain just chuckling at you, while the villain is just so confused.
โฎ Stickers, just Playboy bunny stickers, iykyky.
โฎ Imagine just hanging out with Hobie just having a little spa day with him, cucumbers on the eyes.
โฎ MATCHING CYBERPUNK GLASSES.
n.o.t.e.s - HOBIE IS JUST SO UGHH, LIKE AHHHH.
w.a.r.n - fluff, maybe some nsfw mention, me jst being obsessed with Hobie.
p.a.i.ri.n.g - Hobie Brown x fem!reader
w.c. - 330
โ You guys would look like the polar opposites of your bright style compared to this own punk style, and spikey look. I don't even think anyone knew you guys were a couple until you had to tell them.
โ Like you would probably beg him to match with you. I imagine you both wearing a cheesy, bright neon shirt with a mustache. He would dig it though, even though he was being teased for it. He wouldn't care because you enjoy wearing it with him.
โ You even made him another shirt in his style too, like imagine walking up to him and holding his new creative shirt at him, with a smile, and like he is just like a blushing mess.
โ Imagine Hobie teaching you how to play the electric guitar, and after you get the hang of playing the guitar, you get a guitar similar to his and you decorate it with bright colors.
โ Whenever you're in a different dimension or area you would buy Hobie more pin badges for him for his jacket, literally buying everything. Just surprised by the tiny to big-sized pins, even buying one that matches him.
โ Hobie would always think making a song for you was cheesy, but he would still make one for you just serenading you.
โ Imagine you and Hobie just making colorful boom bracelets, and you make some for him with skulls and little guitar charms. Like he would wear the bracelets 24hrs a day, literally never leaving him.
โ I'm a firm believer that Hobie can sew, like imagine if you had like a backpack and you broke it, he would sew it back together with different pattern fabric, giving it a colorful design.
โ Hobie helping you sew <3
โ If you are addicted to drinking Monster, you would definitely surprise Hobie by you collecting Monster cans and turning them into different shapes.
โ You guys would have matching snapbacks, no questions asked.
POV: SPIDERVERSE CHARACTERS DOING THE GRIMACE SHAKE TREND
n.o.t.e.s - I'm just really bored and thought of this.
w.a.r.n - crackfic, fluff, and reader being a menace.
p.a.i.ri.n.g - various!spider-verse characters x reader
w.c. - 346
Gwen Stacy
โ She thought of the trend as funny and thought it was kinda creepy. She would definitely be interested in doing the trend with you.
โ When you did the trend first, she thought it was creepy like you first did it as a prank, but she was really scared she lost you.
โ I feel like you would both do the trend on miles to scare him.
Hobie Brown
โ He would think of the trend as funny. Lowkey would be down to do with you.
โ When he first saw you doing the trend, he thought it was weird.
โ He would love to prank Pavitr with this trend.
Miles Morales
โ Miles would be scared of this together; he probably hates the trend of how creepy it is.
โ When he first saw you doing it, he was scared, like shaking that he had lost you, just like a picture of you running to him, just saying it's a prank, while you were literally covered in the purple milkshake.
โ He would do the trend with you, but with expecting, he doesn't have to get covered with the milkshake.
Pavitr Prabhakar
โ I feel bad for him like he would be petrified to see literally on the floor covered in the liquid.
โ I feel just like what you did to Miles; you would just pause everything and run to him, just trying to comfort him, apologizing to him repeatedly.
โ This poor bb, he would do the trend with you, but you gotta beg him.
Miguel O'hara
โ He thinks of the trend as just plain weird, like, why would you make a video of you spasming on the floor for views.
โ When he first saw you did the trend, he was horrified that you were literally passed out on the floor, convulsing on the floor. You would just say it was just a prank; he would likely be pissed off at you for doing it.
โ No, he wouldn't do the trend with you; he is just too srs.