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‘hitting Them With That ‘fascinating’ Gets Me Wet Like A Slip’n’slide’ - Blog Posts

Fascinating is one of the cuntiest words.

Responding to hatemail? A poorly envisioned and understood argument? Someone who is "cooking" but with gunpowder on a propane grill?

It's "fascinating." Followed by a deft "surely" to drive the knife home.

Fascinated by the implications of this conclusion you've drawn. Surely this hasn't been destructive to specifically your cause in the past... [cites 12 discrete instances with sources attached where is has been destructive specifically to that cause]

Ohhhhhh that sucks so hard for you, don't it? Makes you clench your teeth and draw a shallow breath through them for a limply worded retort borne on sour emotion and chagrin.

Oof. God. That's not a good look, but it's absolutely fascinating.

I'm not usually one for schadenfreude, but hitting them with that "fascinating" gets me wet like a slip'n'slide.


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