For the record, my master is alive and well. He overexterted the phrase "digging one's own grave". He's fine. Yes, I still have my job.
Ahem. Now that that is out of the way...
Master, you cannot just beat up people because they say stuff you don't agree with. Imagine how many people I'd you'd have to worry about, if that's how people reacted to you shipping them.As much as I hate to say it, if you can call others weird for shipping, then that aplies to you. The call is coming from inside the house.
Yet, dearest anon, as my master's servant... please don't ship him. Or at least don't tell him you do. Thank you.
I have a really good ship, but... HEAR ME OUT ON THIS SHIP, OK? it's a suuperrr, totally random ship, and might not apply to everyone's sexualities </3 I just LOVE this ship, and the people are already so close!! ahem.....
Matsukaze x Ginro(you)....❤️
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Oh wow yeah!! They're soooo cute IF IT WASN'T ME INCLUDED. YOU COULD'VE HAD ANYYYONE IN THE SHIP BUT YOU CHOSE ME. I WOULD SAY LET'S THROW HANDS BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I'M ALREADY SIX FEET UNDER AND DEAD.
Sorry y'all had to find out this way but I have commuted suicide... 💔 (he's being dramatic.)
( @treasure-island-samurai)
You see this shit Matsu, we should beat them up for even suggesting such a thing!! I say beat up because murder is bad... Sniff.... KAZEE THE ANONS ARE BEING WEIRD AGAINNNNN.