Helluva Boss Stolas - Blog Posts
the fact that he covered up every portrait except for the parts showing Octavia...I am unwell
On the stolitz breakup...
What a beautiful scene. What a long time coming. THIS is what I've been begging Viv for over a year for. We can see just how flawed they both are in this scene.
Blitz, for lashing out without trying to understand Stolas' intentions, for inadvertently mocking him for his feelings, for sticking his head in the ground and refusing to listen.
Stolas, for attempting to rush a confession out of Blitz (regardless of how well-intentioned). For not considering how confusing this may have been for him, for springing this on him so quickly and expecting a smooth sailing ride. He knows Blitz better than that.
Ive been critical of how the show has handled their dynamic since the beginning of season 2, I'm happy that they have finally taken the steps to breaking this couple down at their seams and re-building them. Its what they need.
your honor, them.
just look at them.
helluva boss is SO back
Absolute fantastic episode. Best of the season and one of the best episodes of the show period.
Fizz and Ozzie have such a sweet relationship oh my god? Viv chose wholesome and i didnt expect her to go down that route
Blitz showing true character growth and repairing his friendship with his old best friend. Acknowledging his issues and apologising>>
STOLAS STOLAS STOLAS! Even if it wasnt much we got to see Stolas doing something he enjoys just out of the kindness of his heart. He didnt need to do that for Ozzie and he did, and he was so happy for them it made me cheese like an idiot.
ANIMATION WAS BEAUTIFUL. GORGEOUS.
The confirmation that Blitz had a crush on Fizz at one point.
Stolas taking steps to destroy the "favours for favours" contract with Blitz. Thank god.
Alex's voice acting>>>>
Blitz' rant alone>>>>>>>>>>
"So if you need to be mean, Be mean to me." - I don't smoke.
Sigh... Helluva Boss episode 4
Okay Vivzie, I'll give you some props... This recent ep was miles better than episodes 2 and 3. Not too good, but it was okay. I appreciated the ending, gave me the vibe that Stolas really will move on this season (thank god for that)
However, they almost lost Strikers personality completely, the dick statue was once again, corny and unnecessary.
Also, they lost me by trying to make Stella dumb. She's meant to be an asshole/ a scorned woman, not a bimbo.
Ill make my critique on the Stolitz texts in another post though.
A rant on Stolitz, as a Stolitz shipper.
I'm actually so fed up with the writing decisions taken this season. I recant my previous defense of Season 2 ep 2. As a fan of Stolas, the writing choices taken were awful.
The complete disregard of the development in episode 7 ( the best Helluva episode btw ) is not just annoying, but unsatisfactory. We are given the impression that Stolas might man up and stop chasing a prick who seemingly doesnt give a shit about him ( we know that Blitz obviously does, but Stolas does not ) but instead of keeping their interactions cordial and awkward/strained, they throw them right back into the horny bullshit they had before. I'm mad that the series wants us to root for stolitz ( which I DO ) without actually putting in the effort to show them repaire their "situationship".
What's the point in continuity? if I watched episode 5 and then watched season 2 episode 2, I would have ZERO clue that anything even happened between them. Vivzie is losing the plot (literally)
Vivzie is ruining Stolitz ( a ship that has insane potential to flip the switch and show two broken and hurt people grow TOGETHER. )
When we have to see them acting like absolutely nothing is wrong in ep 4 I'm going to pass out. Ridiculous.
( also random note, episode 3 was not funny. fucking at all. Brandon's 2017 humor really jumped out. Chaz's song got a chuckle out of me but that was it. it was tacky imo and Crimson is not only a fucking idiot but a terrible villain as well. )
If Vivzie makes the next episode the Stolas / Striker episode as seen in the trailer I'm going to be so fucking mad💀 The writing decisions she has been taking this season are abysmal. WE DO NOT NEED TO SEE STOLAS AND BLITZ INTERACTING LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP AGAIN. She needs to establish something with with Millie as a character first, hell, bring back the cherubs or something for episode 4 but my god can Stolas PLEASE get a break
"It's always been just, Him and Me together !" - Me and My Husband
But I’ve been anywhere and it’s not what I want I want to be still with you! - Texas Reznikoff, Mitski.
"Why didn't Blitz and Stolas talk about what happened ?"
no 1. Via is fucking missing and in situations like that you put your grievances aside and you become civil.
no 2. There is a whole finale that we still havent seen due to the copyright issues yall, relax.
A Prince of Hell guys.
Did anyone else feel like this episode was extremely fast paced???
New Helluva episode coming, definetlyaddicted rants on this fandom incoming
and it will be glorious
God it really looks like Stolas isnt getting a break anytime soon if those ep 2 leaks are to be believed
You know what, I'm guilty of it to, but my entire feed is just Stolitz fans arguing with Antis and depressing theories. Where is the fan art😭 where are the cute posts😭 can we have a little fun now?
A lot of Helluva boss fans are so caught up in their hatred for Stolas and Stolitz as a relationship that when Blitz eventually does express his true feelings towards Stolas they will 100% complain and find a way to call it out of character and misogynistic writing or whatever other crap they spew nowadays. (As usual they blatantly ignore Blitz tearing up when he said that what's "between them" is just "Stolas wanting Blitz to fuck him" as if that's not a glaringly obvious sign towards his romantic attraction towards Stolas)
"One word from you and I would jump off of this ledge Im on baby..." - First Love/Late Spring
"Please, hurry leave me, I cant breathe, please dont say you love me!" - First Love/Late Spring
Confession : I hope that the human in the ep 2 sneak peek is NOT Stolas. Sorry, I dont want to see him be forced to interact with Blitz just yet. Like let him be my guy.
Stolas anti arguments are funny lol
It must really hurt you that canonically hes such a loving person that always gives more than he gets, instead of the Valentino-lite evil boogeyman yall try to make him out to be.
"They're trying to make us feel sympathy for a character like him!!"
no, they're fleshing out the main love interest for the main character of the show. Maybe its time to watch something else if the sight of him makes u red in the face seething.
"Helluva boss is rife with problems, Stolas' existence being the biggest one"
There are many issues with Helluva boss ( the treatment of ALL the female characters, Moxxie abuse, hell, all the bullshit Spindelhorse drama) but to say that Stolas is the worst aspect of this show is laughable. Like he starts off as a character that I can completely understand why people dislike, but he grows beyond that, Stolas has issues (his obliviousness mainly) but if cheating is what you deem to be the worst thing anybody could ever do in a show where murder is childsplay then you need new priorities idk
"So ig this is just the stolitz show now"
Stolas and Blitz were always the main couple, if ur mad because you want more m&m ( the already established het couple) or you want fanservice for your fav personal ship like Verosika and Blitz (broken up) or Asmodeous and Fizz ( two antagonists) thats tough because thats a you problem LMFAO
might make a part 2 of this if i feel like it lol
On the crystal theory, and Stolitz break up
ive seen some theorists on reddit saying that the crystal won't make a comeback, and was simply there to showcase Stolas realizing Blitz was "using" him, because if IMP was running, Blitz was probably "using" Verosika as well ( as she has one herself )
Personally, I dont think Viv would put so much attention on it, plus have Stolas sing about their relationship being a 'comfortable lie' only to abandon it. Its the most plausible way for them to officially end their relationship, and im not sure how she will showcase Stolas' 'moving on' if she doesnt break them up sexually, what do yall think
Stolas' extreme horny behavior getting explained isnt something I expected lmfao
The first time they met in decades and they start it off with tied up rough out of pocket sex. He got 1 bite to the neck and had the best nut of his life LMFAO its like Stolas is going through a second puberty in regards to his relationship with Blitz.
VIVZIEPOP GIVE STOLAS A BREAK IN SEASON 2 OF HELLUVA BOSS.
you've tortured him enough! give us Verosika, Give us fallout from Asmodeous and his relationship with Fizz, Give us Moxxie and Millies first meeting, Millies backstory, shit, bring back the fucking Cherubs
BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE, let Stolas breathe girl, hes been taking nothing but consecutive Ls this entire series. Let him chill with Via for a while. ( I'm begging in vain because we all know a "break up" with Blitz is coming☠ )
Helluva boss fans when the main relationship in the show follows the main character instead of the already established straight relationship
"STOLITZ IS COMPLETELY ONE SIDED AND BLITZ HAS NO FEELINGS FOR STOLAS"
is the blitz who doesnt give a damn about stolas in the room with us right now ?
Stolas is definitely going to give that crystal to Blitz later on in the season and sever their bond and Blitz is gonna come crawling back like a little bitch. We all know it. I'm calling it.
"omg its creepy how Stolas LITERALLY OBSESSED over Blitz for 25 years"
They didnt interact at all in that time and Stolas was too busy trying to raise his daughter, he wasn't drooling over blitz for two full decades like lets start to get serious please. wow, Stolas held on to the one positive interaction he had as a child with a boy he likes, guess that makes him some crazy obsessed fiend. like what? get real. yall love using the "obsession" argument for any ship you dont like. He acknowledged Blitz aint happy with their current arrangement, yall good now? damn.
The episode has been out for only 2 hours and I'm already seeing the "Blitz doesnt like Stolas" enthusiasts here yall go again.
Stolas : posts adorable pic, happy to see Blitz again.
Everyone : *posting copious amounts of angst*