"omg Its Creepy How Stolas LITERALLY OBSESSED Over Blitz For 25 Years"

An incomplete list of HP fans that I would like to stay away from me forever:  

People who say that James Potter wasn’t a bully

People who say that Sirius Black wasn’t a bully

People who say that Severus Snape wasn’t a bully

People who think James Potter’s horrific bullying should be excused because of Sirius’s throw-way comment that ‘he grew up’ to a horrified Harry

People who think Remus Lupin was a saint and didn’t do the bad things he did/that they don’t matter

People who call Snape abusive but give a free pass to McGonagall and Hagrid

People who let Sirius away with trying to murder Snape, and using Remus - who’s greatest fear was to harm someone as a werewolf - to do it

People who downplay the severity and seriousness of the crimes committed by the Marauders against Snape

People who think Snape – an innocent child – deserved to be bullied/abused/almost murdered because he grew up to be a bully (???I wonder how that happened????)

People who think Draco Malfoy should be excused his bigoted beliefs because his parents were bigots

People who think Draco Malfoy should be excused his vicious bullying of Harry, Ron, and Hermione for their inferiority/poverty/abuse/fame

People who act like Draco was an innocent child brainwashed by his parents in a war that he never believed in/never wanted to be in and who sought desperately a way out, rather than the bullying + bigoted child who realised that he wasn’t cut out for murder/didn’t want to kill anyone/wasn’t a fully bad person, in a bad situation, who turned down help so as to keep all the glory of being a murdering Death Eater for himself, who was neither a soulless monster, or a scared child hiding a heart of gold, but a complicated and cruel boy who did bad things but wasn’t purely evil

People who seriously think that Snape was a bigot his whole life

People who condemn Lily from ending her and Snape’s friendship after he calls her a ‘mudblood’

People who think Regulus Black was a cinnamon roll

People who seriously think Snape was ‘friendzoned’

People who fcking call Harry ‘whiny’ in fcking OotP fcking hell

In general, people in the fandom who look at the characters in only a black-and-white mentality, either only seeing ‘good’ or ‘evil’, rather than the complicated, 3-Dimensional characters they all were, leading them to either condemning them for the bad things they’ve done, or pretending the bad things they’ve done don’t exist, or are their victims fault.

mickey + beds

he was happy and they humiliated him.

im depressed

It's like time has barely passed

J*gulus shippers are just closet Snily fans

Half of their hcs and fanfics sound something like this

"Okay so! Regulus betrays Voldemort because his love for James shines through,,, hes heartbroken that James eventually chose Lily instead of him and opts to die trying to help him instead of devote himself to Voldey (Kreacher?? whos that???)"

Literally stole their whole damn story? the whole dynamic is snily? and then at the same time they probably portray Sev as some misogynistic asshole like bro your favorite character is a Sev rip off.

15 and Physical Education

rb with ur age u turn in 2019 and the school subject u suck(ed) at

Fluffy One-Shot (part 1/?)

“Oh, I almost forgot,” Stolas hummed. He nudged Blitzø, who had gotten comfortable nuzzled into his side, and sat up in bed.

He let out a moan of mock-protest. “Forgot what, bitch, I’m tired,” Blitzø yawned, but sat up slightly. The clock read 3:47 AM. He frowned.

Stolas got out of bed and rustled through one of his dresser drawers until he took out a purple box. It was a bit larger than a shoe box, with a red bow, and a top that came completely off. He handed it to Blitzø cheerfully and sat back down next to him, “I hope you like it, darling.”

Blitzø took it from Stolas cautiously, with a look on his face. “Listen, Stolas, if this is another dildo, I—I—”

Stolas shook his head and chuckled, placing his hand on Blitzø’s reassuringly. “It’s a present.”

The imp nodded his head with extreme hesitance and reiterated. “If this is another dildo, Stolas, I swear to Satan— like, who needs forty se—”

Stolas cut him off, clearing his throat, “Just open it already!”

Blitzø groaned and unwrapped the bow. Stolas scooted back so the headboard met his spine, his eyes glued on Blitzø as he bit his lower lip with anticipation.

Another second went by, and Blitzø gasped. He put a hand over his mouth in shock and Stolas beamed. “It’s not a dildo!” He exclaimed happily, holding up the plush horse so Stolas could see.

“I know!” Stolas giggled.

Blitzø chuckled lightly as well, and looked at him in that one way you’ll hardly ever see Blitzø look at anybody. “Thanks, Stolas.”

The rest of the night, they slept soundly, with the stuffed animal squished between them and their fingers loosely tangled.

Inspired by soy.el.tio.limon 's art on instagram

Yoonbum is much older so .. this theory doesn't work

I don’t remember 100% but didn’t Bum’s uncle fuck him bc he looked like his mom? And Bum also looks like Sangwoo’s mom… Lmao what if they’re brothers

"Is Discord okay? Perhaps someone should check on him." -Said no one in G5

Black Severus Stans, it is going to be a bumpy ride I can tell you that much

I think I might log off forever infact.