Heinz Doofenshmirtz - Blog Posts

Perry is in Hogwarts, you just never noticed him in the books, because he misplaced his Hogwarts hat after 3 days. . .

Tag yourself: magical schools.

Hogwarts: Drinks tea, warm colour scheme, running in the fields with friends, going to the market, sneaking sweets to class, secret tunnels, slumber parties, sits in the windowsill while reading, prefer autumn.

Beaubatons: Loves small cafes, likes pastel colours, wears long jackets,  learns new languages, draws in their spare time, takes school seriously, cat person, old marble buildings, flowers everywhere, prefers spring.

Durmstrang: Goes to the gym, wears warm clothes, snowball fights with friends, drinks hot chocolate by the fire, stone halls and torches, cuddles with huskies in the livingroom, prefer winter.

Ilvermorny: Epic glow-ups, can make the best of a bad situation, loves vibrant colours, long-distance friends, denim jackets, likes baking, camping trips, owns a shelf full of vinyl records, prefers summer.

My squip is Doofenshmirtz.

Tag yourself: Musicals

Heathers: dark sense of humour, does calligraphy, falls in love quickly, just wants to survive high school, colourful clothes, gives pet-names, dates to 7/11, drinks beer.

Hamilton: ambitious, listens to rap, wants to make the world a better place, stands up for injustice, overachiever, majors in history, believes they could run the country better than the government, takes shots.

Phantom of the opera: hopeless romantic, listens to classical music, is sad, wears formal clothes to casual events, needs validation, theatre kidTM, loves dark colours, drinks wine.

Be more chill: knows all the memes, Is a weeb, listens to k-pop, needs someone to help them with math homework, loves their friends, voice cracks,  drinks mountain dew.

i just like drawing human!perry it scratches some kinda itch

there was more of this comic w monogram being a dumbass to perry to cut thru the treacle but instead im just posting pure treacle

thats my fat old man!!

context: @sexyman-contest-2025

making good art and jokes, that's what

what am i doing

This is definitely something Dr. D would say, so of course, I read it in his voice.

[reupload cuz i'm stupid]

a first time had

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at this point i just enjoy drawing perry in his underwear

what if the phinbella kiss in across the 2nd dimension was a perryshmirtz kiss instead ~

[i once drew this scene back in 2020 and it has been living rent free in my mind ever since. so i redrew it yaay.]

Okay so i went through my notes and found this little snippet i wrote in like 2021 and its just. what. don't know what i was gonna use it for, but uh, i guess have a treat lmaoo

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Spring 2010

Suddenly Perry's watch went off. He sighed, letting go of Heinz's lips.

"You gotta answer?" Heinz asked, his hands still clenched to Perry's sides.

"What if it's important?" Perry signed. Heinz pouted, but then sighed as well.

"Yeah, alright," he reluctantly went along.

So Perry answered, an image of Major Monogram appearing on the tiny display.

"Agent P! What have you been doing, you're all sweaty! We can't send you on a mission like this! Have you been working out?"

Perry simply turned his wrist to show Heinz panting as well.

"Huh, Doof is already with you! Do you have the rest if your team hidden somewhere too?"

He simply turned his watch again, so the both of them were visible to the Major. He just let him take the scene in for a moment.

"Hi Francis." Heinz grinned.

Silence. Then Major Monogram almost choked on his own spit.

"Oh, great googly moogly! Didn't want to interrupt... that... Uhm, get ready when you’re done and… get here. Uhm. Monogram out."

The display turned its usual baby blue again. Heinz and Perry looked at each other for a moment, then broke out in laughter before going back to making out, still with a grin on their faces.

yes, perry is wearing heinz's labcoat.

:>

heinz is a sucker for perry's tits i have decided.

first post! lol

i drew this in june 2023 to ring in pride month... might redraw it this year :3