Ok but this would happen
Scar: Thank you for inviting me to G’s wedding today, Mumbo.
Mumbo: Yeah no problem, man
Scar: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Grian marrying?
Mumbo: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Grian!
Scar: Wait, what?
Pearl: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.
Bdubs: For a week!
Gem: Here’s some money, make it two!
Grian, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?