Hazbin Hotel Characters - Blog Posts
*talking heads*
Husk: We're just friends, okay? Nothing more! Just friends!
*cut*
Angel: We can draw each other's dicks' from memory.
Charlie: So, today's activity will be getting to know each other a little more, since I know we've all been a little... distant.
Charlie: Let's start with... Uhhhhhh... What was something you were happy to see before you died? Alastor, you first.
Alastor: Hmmm... Seeing people's life be destroyed and crumble as the stock market plummeted.
Charlie: Okaaayy... Husk?
Husk: Watch the moon landing. All that one step bullshit too.
Angel Dust: Wait the moon hit the earth?
Angel didn't see the moon landing. Oh my god hold on-
Angel didn't see the moon landing. Oh my god hold on-
Headcanon: Husk and Angel knew each other as kids.
Let me explain. Husk died in the 1970s when he was in his 60s. Angel went in the 40s when he was in his thirties. SO. They were both born circa 1910. I will fight you on this, they knew each other.
Okay hear me out. DND x Hazbin Hotel.
Charlie: Half-Elf Paladin.
Vaggie: Aasimar Fighter.
Alastor: Shifter Warlock.
Husk: Tabaxi Sorcerer.
Angel Dust: Changeling Bard
Niffty: Gnome Thief.
Sir Pentious: Yuan-Ti Artificer.
Margaret White Denied Entrance from Heaven
(Just after Margaret White died, she finds herself above the clouds in front of a golden gate, decorated with an eye. In front of said gates are Sera and Deerie. The former having a disgusted look on her face and the latter a smug one. Nonetheless, Margaret is excited.)
Margaret: Is this Heaven? Have I pleased the Lord enough to get here?
Sera: Think again, Mrs. White.
Deerie: Mmm yeah no, sorry. But I’m afraid your abuse of your daughter, manipulating her, before finally trying to kill her has cost you your ticket to enter. Yeah, no.
Margaret: WHAT!? What are you talking about? Everything I did was in Heaven’s name! I deserve to be here!
Sera: No you do not. All your beliefs are nothing but ridiculous lies just to keep your daughter in line. Most of them don’t even make any sense: “Acne being God’s way of chastising you”? “The first sin was intercourse”? I’ll have you know the first sin was in fact disobedience.
Margaret: Everything I did for my Carrie was to protect her, and when I stabbed her in the back with that knife, it was to free her from witchcraft and her sins.
(As Margaret keeps blabbering on, Sera facepalms in annoyance and Deerie files her hoof, uninterested in her excuse.)
Sera: It doesn’t matter, because of your sins and false beliefs in your religion, you are banned from ever entering Heaven’s gates.
(Shocked, slack-jawed, and wide-eyed, Margaret throws a tantrum; scratching herself and pulling her own hair as she did when trying to manipulate Carrie to not go to Prom.)
Margaret: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! This cannot be! I did everything for Jesus! Let me into Heaven! You can’t do this to me!!!
(Sera, unamused at Margaret’s immature outburst, turns her back on her and is about to leave before commenting,)
Sera: You know, it’s delusional hypocrites like you who give Heaven a bad name.
Deerie: So yeah. Sorry to have to do this but… you’re going to Hell. Bye! ^_^
(A portal suddenly appears under Margaret’s feet, and she falls down, screaming as she does so.)
This one took a whole lot longer to work on, especially with having to get the details in Sera’s hair, wings, and dress right. I had thought about working on something like this for a while now. And let me tell you, watching Margaret getting denied by Sera is as satisfying as a big fat slice of catharsis pie! Not to mention I took a little inspiration from this piece from BlackWolfStar15: https://www.deviantart.com/blackwolfstar15/art/Contest-Entry-Margaret-Gets-Rejected-By-Heaven-884506113. Anyway, I hope you all like this. Like I said, it may have taken a lot more time and precision to get this done, but it was all worth it.
Margaret White from Carrie belongs to Stephen King and MGM
And Deerie and Sera from Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel respectively belong to Vivienne “Vivziepop” Medrano, A24, and Amazon Prime
Just got this today! Never thought my first order from Streamily would make it, but to see the King and Princess of Hell give some kind words of advice is more than a great honor to me! 😊