Guillermo De La Cruz - Blog Posts
What if Guillermo can live forever (-being a vampire)
okay so please hear me out here, this has been in my head since we found out Guillermo can’t really truly be a vampire (due to his van helsing genes). I’ve heard theories that Guillermo could be some type of energy vampire but personally it just doesn’t sit right with me, so here is my alternative.
First of all, do you remember the witches who used semen spells to stay young forever? What if Guillermo, who already has a link with those witches and continues to keep in contact with them regularly and most likely at this point has at-least a rudimentary understanding of how the potions are made, ends up as a witch/wizard?
Guillermo takes/is given the recipe for the immortality potion by the witches, uses it to stay alive forever and be with Nandor and the other vampires, and to finally be a part of the world he’s always loved (though not in the way he’s truly wanted, but I feel he would come to terms with that and end up enjoying not having to kill people to stay alive).
And! Though this bit is NSFW (but what part of that show isn’t), Guillermo could either cut ties with the witches or become friends with them (get Nadja some more female/femme friends too so she can watch Mamma Mia with!) and get the semen for himself from Nandor. Be pretty easy if those two end up together (THEY BETTER) and become a thing, because as much as I love to head cannon characters as asexual, those two are not ace. So honestly it’s a win win WIN situation!
Now this could be totally wrong but it’s been stuck with me for months and I thought I’d atleast share it with some people! Let me know if this makes any sense at all, and if you have any questions on the logistics of how this would work that I did not explain! <333
He's hot shit and he knows it
Guillermo with his new fit in ep2: thot (affectionate)
Guillermo with his new fit in ep2: thot (affectionate)
don't mind me, I'm just thinking about Guillermo de la Cruz going back week after week to say goodbye to his mother, never knowing which time will actually be the last. distracted and selfish and forgetting her birthday because soon it won't matter anymore, taking bites of tamales while he still can, and insisting that he's not afraid, because even when he was terrified he's always known what he needed. his mother telling him faith can guide him, but his guiding star has always been something faith can't touch, and now the love she's offering him burns.
eyes glued to the screen, mind glued to that house, because those are his people. only one of them even knows it, and Guillermo can't even talk to him now, but they're all still his. he says 'solve your own problems' but he still can't stop watching to gauge their solution. Nandor saying 'we don't need you' still hurts more than a thousand farewells to a family that loves him. big changes are scary, and his own blood may be fighting it, but this is what he wants even now. even now. he'll keep going back but it's with his mind on 'goodbye', every single time.
Ok so I was looking on Hulu to see if it had the most recent wwdits ep (08x04) and OMG GUYS Y IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
Wwdits 09x04
WE R FINALLY GOING TO MEET FREDDIE!!! I AM GOING TO LOSE IT GUYS OMG Y IS NO ONE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS LIKE HELLO???
No cause my dad legit came into my room and asked why I was screaming 😭 I had no idea how to explain
I yelled.
the day nandor lets guillermo hug him is the day i can rest
making my sister watch wwdits she saw this in my camera roll and asked “is the hug real??” and looking at it now someone who doesnt know context would probably think that….
im crying
late night sketch of guillermo.
I've been working on my animation thesis and I haven't been able to draw for months now, so it's good to just sketch something mindlessly sometimes.
I've watched the WWDITS series in a single week while animating and i think it's safe to say it gave me brain damage
Ok so random thought but I need a Criminal Minds X What We Do In The Shadows fan fic. I just need the team investigating all the freaking Larpers Guillermo keeps feeding to the vampires. And just like I imagine it’s season three before Nandors wedding or just some time when Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week and their just getting investigated by the freaking FBI.
I would love to know whether it was the writers' or Kayvan Novak's idea to have Nandor clutch Guillermo's sweater the entire time while the latter is hiding from the Baron in s5
this boys and end of the show was amazing.
the inherent tragedy of a human that wants nothing more than to be a vampire and a vampire that wants nothing more than to be a human falling in love
Angry, stabby man fanart <3
Headcanon that Guillermo always purposefully walks faster when he’s on those little moving sidewalks at airports because the speed makes him feel just a little closer to being a vampire
Never fucking mind. Just finished GO2
WE REALLY ARE FUCKING BLESSED THAT THESE EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER!!!
LIKE, PRIDE MONTH IS REALLY IN OUR FAVOUR IN TERMS OF QUEER SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED!!!!
WE REALLY ARE FUCKING BLESSED THAT THESE EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER!!!
LIKE, PRIDE MONTH IS REALLY IN OUR FAVOUR IN TERMS OF QUEER SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED!!!!
here’s the picture I was talking about that I made, I just want some type of fanfic where Guillermo introduces all the vampires to a carnival or something and then Nadja starts to realize she has feelings for the guide when they go on a ferris wheel, and also probably Nandor and Lazlo causing chaos below and probably Nandor throwing darts at a balloon but He thought that he was supposed to hit the person working their until Guillermo quickly stops him from doing so, Colin is just going to the food stands just so he could talk about the history of carnivals or something and just drain people, I have so many more thoughts, also I might draw more scenes about this, kinda like a mini comic but that might take a while, but I hope you like these ideas cuz I love them so much they all deserve happiness
vampire hunting baddie and his immortal himbo
Kinda weird y'all took Guillermo interacting with Derek's dog as it being his now......... It's a little.....
YALL OMFG SPOILERS AND THEORY
So, I was rewatching the wwdits season 3 trailer, AND-
Here we see a familiar looking dog with a familiar looking corpse. If I am correct in this being a scene for episode 6 of this season, and also correlates with the baron dying in episode 6 of the first season; that means we can get a lot from this scene alone.
1. The sire has escaped and dead vampires probably attract it
2. THE DOG WILL REAPPEAR THIS SEASON WHICH ALSO MEANS DEREK COULD TOO
3. GROUP ANTICS
4. GROUP ANTICS WITH THE EXTENDED CAST
I dislike how the fandom focuses on just the Van Helsing part of Guillermo's heritage; when, obviously, other vampire hunters would probably be in his bloodline - And we see that in his last name.
It would make sense if his vampire hunting abilities came from more than just a 3.12% relation to Van Helsing. And with his last name, de la Cruz you'd expect someone there was a vampire hunter as well.
Exactly how this scene went down 🫡