Gravity Falls Bill - Blog Posts
Okay, since I've discovered the Pines family is Jewish I tried to analyse Gravity Falls in a religious point of view for them.
(Apologizing since now to jewish people if what I'll say is offensive to you, and if it is I'll immediately delete this post)
So, Jewish believe that there's only one transcendent powerful god.
What if Stanford thought that Bill Cipher was this god? And that Bill chose him to be his prophet or something like that?
Well, many times Bill said that he had divine knowledge and Ford never disagreed and Bill really is a kind of transcendental God
Maybe this won't make sense because he wouldn't defy God's authority like he did in the Book of Bill's scene where Bill breaks Fiddleford snow globe and they start fighting, among other examples.
Maybe he just thought that Bill was the transcendent powerful God during the time Bill was deceiving him and he didn't notice.
Random question: What does Bill say in his death in reverse in your language?
The only languages I understood what he says were English, European Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese.
In European Portuguese he says: "A-X-O-L-O-L-T, my time to burn has come. I invoke the ancient power that will make me reappear!"
And in Brazilian Portuguese he says:
"You shouldn't have left where you came from. What do you think you're doing, you old man?!"
I'm genuinely curious about the other languages.
EDIT: here's a link to a multi language video of his death in reverse, in case you need it: https://youtu.be/Bep5B9Wo1bc?si=JfNTwvP-XlVR6sCF
It doesn't matter if it's chaotic. If we get this kind of content, we're all happy :)
I'll just make a list of Gravity Falls' spin-offs that I would like to watch:
- A spin-off telling what Stanford saw during the 30 years that he spent in the Nightmare Realm and other dimensions. Stanford wrote in Journal 3 that he would need 10 journals to write about what happened when he lived there, so there must be many amazing things to see (I also would like to know more about the Oracle/Seven-eyes, she seems quite mysterious).
- A spin-off about Bill's whole life before meeting Stanford. Since his life in Euclydia (and its destruction) to the moment he meet the Henchmaniacs and each of his tries to trick humans to build a portal for him.
- A spin-off of Stanley and Stanford's adventures in Stan'O War. Maybe we would get to know more characters, like saylors or old friends of theirs.
- A spin-off about the childhood/teenage years of Stanley and Stanford in New Jersey. I think it would be fun to see a rivalry between the two Stans and the Sibling Brothers (those blonde twins from the comics) and some school situations that they have been through.
- A little spin-off of Stanley's schemes to sell things during the 10 years he was far from his family. Each episode would tell a story of a different product to trick people and in the end of every episode, he would be expelled from the city where he was selling it. There could also be some romantic episodes of Stanley's relationships (I would like to see Marylin with him, ya know).
- A little spin-off telling what happened to Blendin before and after the Weirdmageddon. I know it is revealed in Journal 3's letter, but I'd like to see more of his life while he was running away from the Time Agents.
(Please, just ignore the fact that most of my ideas are about Stanley and Stanford, they are my favourite characters)
Stan: I'd fuck your assistent.
Ford: I'd fuck my assistent too.
Bill: I'd fuck you and your assistent.
Stan: What? 😨
Ford: What?? 😳
Bill: What??? 🤨
What if We'll meet again was the last song that Scalene sang to Bill?
Maybe she realised Euclydia was being destroyed/turned into 3D and that Bill would survive that alone. So in the last minutes of Euclydia, she did what a good mother would do: try to calm down her son, singing a song that says they will meet again, even if everyone dies know.
Maybe Bill's mother was a singer or played piano, what would explain Bill's love for music.
I just imagined Bill in Ford's body dancing the Deadpool intro and recording it to terrify Ford.
(It just popped in my mind)
Sza predicted Billford
Normal people after ending a toxic and abusive relationship: I hope I never see my ex ever again. I have to get over this traumas and take care of myself.
Stanford after ending a toxic and abusive relationship with a triangle: I will dedicate the rest of my life to kill my ex, that's the best idea.
I was planning to do a Bill Cipher cosplay, but I didn't have anything to put in my eye.
I don't have make up to make a triangle in one eye, I don't have a pirate eye patch nor materials to make something, so I thought "Well, I guess I'll be a two-eyed Bill."
But I just found out that my brother has a bag of DORITOS.
So, yes, I'll glue a freaking Dorito to my eye.
Edit: It was kinda hard but I did it and it went well :)
Normal people after ending a toxic and abusive relationship: I hope I never see my ex ever again. I have to get over this traumas and take care of myself.
Stanford after ending a toxic and abusive relationship with a triangle: I will dedicate the rest of my life to kill my ex, that's the best idea.
Which combination should I use?
(This is such an iconic line for me.)
This is lesbian pose, right?
So, is Bill a lesbian?
EDIT: This image of Bill was originally made by the Shaman. So Shaman predicted that Bill is a lesbian, but Bill doesn't know it yet.
I drew this, idk why, I think I just felt like I should.
(I don't usually draw, I don't even know how to draw and I don't like painting, it's just a random sketch)
If I don't get lazy maybe I'll make a digital version of it.
I'll just make a list of Gravity Falls' spin-offs that I would like to watch:
- A spin-off telling what Stanford saw during the 30 years that he spent in the Nightmare Realm and other dimensions. Stanford wrote in Journal 3 that he would need 10 journals to write about what happened when he lived there, so there must be many amazing things to see (I also would like to know more about the Oracle/Seven-eyes, she seems quite mysterious).
- A spin-off about Bill's whole life before meeting Stanford. Since his life in Euclydia (and its destruction) to the moment he meet the Henchmaniacs and each of his tries to trick humans to build a portal for him.
- A spin-off of Stanley and Stanford's adventures in Stan'O War. Maybe we would get to know more characters, like saylors or old friends of theirs.
- A spin-off about the childhood/teenage years of Stanley and Stanford in New Jersey. I think it would be fun to see a rivalry between the two Stans and the Sibling Brothers (those blonde twins from the comics) and some school situations that they have been through.
- A little spin-off of Stanley's schemes to sell things during the 10 years he was far from his family. Each episode would tell a story of a different product to trick people and in the end of every episode, he would be expelled from the city where he was selling it. There could also be some romantic episodes of Stanley's relationships (I would like to see Marylin with him, ya know).
- A little spin-off telling what happened to Blendin before and after the Weirdmageddon. I know it is revealed in Journal 3's letter, but I'd like to see more of his life while he was running away from the Time Agents.
(Please, just ignore the fact that most of my ideas are about Stanley and Stanford, they are my favourite characters)
My take on hum(?) Bill❗️❗️
Massively inspired by @bananabones030 's design, shoutout to them 🙏🙏
𝕊𝕆ℝℝ𝕐 𝕂𝕀𝔻, 𝔹𝕌𝕋 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝐌𝐘 ℙ𝕌ℙℙ𝔼𝕋 ℕ𝕆𝕎!
I'm so bored omg
Last night, I had a crazy ass dream.
So gravity falls ships mashed up, right? Mable is talking as the narrator, there's a Mashup of young Stan x Young Fiddleford screaming out the doors of the shack, and then a Mashup of present Stan x Lazy Susan running with a bag that says "possibility of becoming canon" and Stusan is chasing after Ford² [Young Fiddleford x Young Ford Pines during portal with hints of Bill in the glasses], But they trip on a rock. They split up into glowing orbs, Bill being knocked out. Bill panics and slides into Ford's orb. Mable (our narrator) puts her ear to BillFord's orb, starts crying before switching over to Young Fiddleford's orb, which has transformed into Old Man McGucket orb. She proceeds to tell the camera, "They both tell me the same thing...The other was crashing on their natural lifestyle.. AND THEN IT JUST STOPPED. LIKE, HELLO???
Maybe my brain is telling me to get my ass off Pinterest.
A Meeting
Turns out, I'm not that great at writing ^^'
But I at least had fun with this, and I don't think it turned out too bad.
I know practically nothing about The Axolotl, but knowing that a silly looking creature runs(?) the universe is enough for me to love them
I just finished the first season of gravity falls and HOLY SHIT ITS GOOD LIKE I KNEW IT WOULD BE BUT HOLY WOW
I’ll probably talk about it more in the morning but it’s almost midnight lol
OKAY SO ITS MORNING NOW >:))
Soos is already my favourite character because he’s just like me fr fr
Mabel and Stan have such a chaotic and beautiful dynamic even when their beefing but in saying that man Mabel was on her ‘lying is bad’ high horse for a little bit longer than I thought she would but it’s kinda fun watching her change to ‘I’ve been cheating for the last three rounds’
I found it so funny just how often dipper would whip out the book at any sign of an oddity and with little to no regard about who really saw it
A human condition fanart dump 😼 I wasn’t going to render but I emded up loving the sketch of Bill in Ford’s outfit so I chose happiness 🥹
I was on a PLANE rendering him, and when I tell you my ears have not been free of the aftermath 😭 this might be Bill’s karmic justice against me
Always on about my love for long hair yet I still struggle to draw it 😭 I have a lot of concept ideas for environments in mind like Bill’s and Billy’s headspace. Left brain Right Brain at it’s finest !!!
Of course !!! I had to draw the twins !!! My sibling had looked at my collection of A Human Condition fanart and started DRAGGING ME for completely blocking out Dippers face in my comic canvas 😭 He clocked me, by pointing out the obvious that I didn’t want to draw another face 😿 obviously came to redeem myself I do not like Ford’s face once so ever, so I’ll probably have to make a more updated face model chart for Ford and Stan since they are twins 💀
I want to draw the enviorment headspace between Bill and Billy now as a warmup😼 and maybe get a headstart on the grunkles 🔥🔥🔥 but for that eviorment concelt to work, I might need to rewatch a movie I mentioned before 🐺 So with that, I leave with one of my MANY favorite quotes from The Last Unicorn that fits Bill a little too well:
“Do you hear me? You lost her! You trapped her in a human body! She’ll go mad!”
This isn’t my ultimate favorite quote, it’s what Almathea says when she wakes up after what Molly just said 🥹 But I’m begging everyone to gp watch the Last Unicorn if you haven’y sern it !!! It’s free on YouTube i always start crying after finishing it
@sapphosscribe i might dm you again to show the concept of environments, but I am currently in a whole other country at a party so it’ll probably take a while 😭😭 ENJOY THE SNACKS I HAVE PROVIDED
Shout out to Everlasting Night gang 🗣🗣 Last time when I compared the upcoming sequel to a song I chose “Like Him” by Tyler the Creator
Today I’m just saying “Dear Theodosia” is hitting close to home 🐺 Swear I’m gonna drop a playlist ong 😭
Aside from that, I geniuely can’t wait to drop Irene and Ivory's content with their fathers 🥹 Bill and Ford are certainly strange parents. I feel like Bill is definitely going to have a bunch of mix feelings with how he parents which is what I intend for him lol 💀
The dynamic everyone will have in the future will definitely have you guys on edge. Not even Stan is safe 😨 I think I’m talkin a little too much IM ZIPPING MY MOUTH SHUT FOR NOW
After a billion years, I finally finished the newest Everlasting Night chapter !!! And I got a drawing to go with it !!! Go read the newest chapter folks !!! And say hello to the girls 🔥🔥🔥 i am never drawing babies again
How it feels to finish writing one ending and to realize i need to still go over and edit it before posting it 💀 this to my readers that want to just choose joy and whimsy
I was down in the dumps with writer block, but gang inspired me today so I’m pushing through. The fic has reach 100k words on my doc !!! I’m going to finish this ending and hopefully post it this week and I will then get started on true ending 🥹 I hope we can get through to see Billford at their highest and lowest, but I’m sure we’ll come out strong !!!
A HUMAN CONDITION CHAPTER 29 RAAHHHH
Dropping these fanart of these guys ! I’m gonna have to work on Fiddlestan this weekend maybe, since I can’t draw Fidds at all 😭 gonna figure out how to draw him today 😕
BUT HERE IS BILLFORD and holy shit 😭 I love how Bill expression came out, Billy looking quite happy 🥹 it’s totally going to be my new pfp me thinks !!!
“No me mires con esos ojos”
“Me deslumbras, me derrumbas”
“No me mires con esos ojos”
“Te lo doy todo, ni modo”
“No me mires con esos ojos que”
“Me derrites, me trasmites”
“La vergüenza del sol, quien en su resplandor. Se ve opacado. A tu lado.”
I definitely recommend listening to Impacto for the candyland scene, geniuely so fitting they make me SCREAM 😭 Aside from that, I changed a little thing up about Billy 🥹 Those eyes are looking a little more cooler… Wish i could animate, it looked way cooler in my head LOL
Personally, I feel like if you let Bill play on the Sims, there’s two households and one Billy takes care of while Bill takes care of the other. One house is in flames and the anger and hate is being projected, the other is a normal home that totally isn’t mourning the home that died all those billion years ago chill 😦 totally… just a funny thought in mind 💀
P.S. I nearly forgot to go back my classroom after my break, I ended up showing up late because I wanted to finish rendering Ford 😭🙏 None of my coworkers were bothered tho !!!
@sapphosscribe fanart has been delivered 🙏 expect more 🥹🔥
I finish one render of a human condition, now I have to start the other !!! Really grateful for the series, it’s gotten me to be more faster at rendering and improve my art more !! I finished rendering Bill’s skin in an hour and rendering skin has usually taken me FOREVER 😭 I think as of now though, I’ll finish Ford and Bill, with a small comic for them 😭 Stan and Mcgucket might come out next week since I never drawn Fidds before 💀 so maybe a new character sheet in the upcoming days 😭
